The Peanut Gallery

[TwoHeadsBarking]

Since Tonk is an old-fashioned boy, Mikara will have to take his last name when they marry. Which means she'll just be Mikara, because Tonk doesn't have a last name.

Surely she could keep her maiden name as her middle name, which would leave her as Mikara Li Mesadh ________.

 

[KenHood]

That would be fine, as long as she introduces herself as Mrs. _______.

 

[TwoHeadsBarking]

Well, naturally. It's only proper.

 

[H.M.Gimlord]

Yes! Many things in the farm will be made from trees, such as the buildings, the fences, the furniture, the outhouse, the firewood...

FIREWOOD!!??? Well! I never!

Not in a million trillion years!


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ROTFPIMPLMHOFTMS

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Rolling on the floor pi$$ing in my pants laughing my head off for ten minutes straight!
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[KenHood]

Trees, like people, are a renewable resource.

 

[H.M.Gimlord]

OK. I just have to say this. The dialogue between Ken and TwoHeads here is priceless. It's the typical guys talking about what a girl will and won't do, say, put up with.... (you fill in the blank) without even asking her opinion or waiting to see what she will ACTUALLY prefer.

 

[KenHood]

Come now! Aristotle proved that women don't have souls! What kind of unenlightened being actually thinks they have opinions, too?

 

[H.M.Gimlord]

Trees, like people, are a renewable resource.

This is off topic, but...

"People are still the most cost effective nonlinear servo actuation devices that can be cheaply reproduced through the use of unskilled labor."

-Rob Lutz: Chrysler Corp.

 

[TwoHeadsBarking]

OK. I just have to say this. The dialogue between Ken and TwoHeads here is priceless. It's the typical guys talking about what a girl will and won't do, say, put up with.... (you fill in the blank) without even asking her opinion or waiting to see what she will ACTUALLY prefer.

*Confused*

But, why would we bother with that?

*Ducks*

 

[Atriden]

This is a good one from Mal Malenkirk from his ranger, Kendrick:

''Wait here, stay out of sight.'' Kendrick says to his colleagues. ''Let me take a look first, I'll signal you what I find. The signal will be 'Get your ass over here' if it is all clear. If I detect enemies, I'll signal you by using my sword to reflect the sunlight toward you. And if you hear 'ARHHG! HELP! HELP! OH GOD IT HURTS!'', it will signal that there are enemies, that I have been spotted and that you need to save me. Now wish me luck.''