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Dragona Nightsky
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It keeps going and going and going and going...
741. Do not leave mugs of beer, whiskey, and/or other alchoholic beverages on the table. Fae and Psuedodragons, as well as Pixies, Fairies, and other small, fun-loving creatures, are bound to get into them...and then the whole tavern turns neon pink with bright yellow stripes, glowing orange noses, and green polka-dots...it's not a pretty sight :nonono:
742. Remember! When the pit fiend smiles invitingly at you is not the time to be asking for another glass of wine.
742. a) On that note, when the exceedingly beautiful, flawless, and otherwise unnaturally gorgeous woman smiles invitingly at you is ALSO not the time to refill your wine
742. b)Rule 742a especially applies to you if you are female :mymy:
742. c) {Appendaged} On second thought...maybe it's better to get that refill...you can just get so drunk you pass out, and then you won't have to remember the stupid things you said and did in your drunken stupor...
743. Please finish bleeding before you enter the tavern. Blood on the floors will, after all, earn you an immediate trip to the river, and a very unhappy golem that has to clean up after you (provided the barkeep is in a good mood, of course. Otherwise, you'd best be grabbing the mop on the way in.
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744. Players of patrons of the Crossroads and Juxta are known to be mentally insane and not in their rightful mind. This should have been rule number one, but was pushed back due to a slight miscalculation...we're sorry for the inconvienance :embarrass
745. In all actuality, be advised that the celestials are not to be trusted. That's what the devils, demons, and vampires are for...I think... :uh-huh:
746. The next time you see a dragon in elf form talking to a celestial ....run ....just ...run. You'll thank yourself later!
Edit: 747.*Thwaps Andion* Number thief!!! :mymy: That's supposed to be my job
Wha?!
740. *pushes at all the yarn tangled around her* Why am I always the one stuck in the middle? Is that a rule or something?! :bored:
741. Do not leave mugs of beer, whiskey, and/or other alchoholic beverages on the table. Fae and Psuedodragons, as well as Pixies, Fairies, and other small, fun-loving creatures, are bound to get into them...and then the whole tavern turns neon pink with bright yellow stripes, glowing orange noses, and green polka-dots...it's not a pretty sight :nonono:
742. Remember! When the pit fiend smiles invitingly at you is not the time to be asking for another glass of wine.
742. a) On that note, when the exceedingly beautiful, flawless, and otherwise unnaturally gorgeous woman smiles invitingly at you is ALSO not the time to refill your wine
742. b)Rule 742a especially applies to you if you are female :mymy:
742. c) {Appendaged} On second thought...maybe it's better to get that refill...you can just get so drunk you pass out, and then you won't have to remember the stupid things you said and did in your drunken stupor...
743. Please finish bleeding before you enter the tavern. Blood on the floors will, after all, earn you an immediate trip to the river, and a very unhappy golem that has to clean up after you (provided the barkeep is in a good mood, of course. Otherwise, you'd best be grabbing the mop on the way in.
)744. Players of patrons of the Crossroads and Juxta are known to be mentally insane and not in their rightful mind. This should have been rule number one, but was pushed back due to a slight miscalculation...we're sorry for the inconvienance :embarrass
745. In all actuality, be advised that the celestials are not to be trusted. That's what the devils, demons, and vampires are for...I think... :uh-huh:
746. The next time you see a dragon in elf form talking to a celestial ....run ....just ...run. You'll thank yourself later!
Edit: 747.*Thwaps Andion* Number thief!!! :mymy: That's supposed to be my job
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