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DarkCrisis

Spreading holiday cheer.
You smurfin' heard right. Now you can Smurf your brains out playing as a Smurf Smuffin' Smurf.

Brainy Smurf Yes GIF by The Smurfs


Blow up Gargamel with Jokey's explosives. Take Papa Smurfs wood ax and kick smurf across the Dale Lands.

Electric Shock Lightning GIF by Nickelodeon


Get Smurfed up on Smurfberries and see schooners and sailboats and mermaids. Look at me look at me you smurfing smurf!

Dance Love GIF by The Smurfs


Remember that one episode where Papa Smurf drugged another Smurf because that Smurf wanted to go to space? Drugging people and then lying to them is not smurfy FYI.


Anyways
Or just like make friends and solve things without violence or something.

The 80s were smurfing awesome.

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BTW Every Smurf has a job. Jokey Joked. Brainy scienced things. Papa ran things. What was Smurfette's job?
It was potion making, you perv.
 

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Tonguez

A suffusion of yellow
You smurfin' heard right. Now you can Smurf your brains out playing as a Smurf Smuffin' Smurf.

Brainy Smurf Yes GIF by The Smurfs




BTW Every Smurf has a job. Jokey Joked. Brainy scienced things. Papa ran things. What was Smurfette's job?
It was potion making, you perv.

Because of this Imc Gnomes are a eusocial burrowing species with a single breeding Matriarch, other Gnomes are hermaphrodite until one needs to mature and takes on male characteristics as the new Papa. I assume that in the Smurfs case the old Matriarch is deceased and Smurfette will eventually become a new matriarch when she finishes her “apprenticeship” (although the question remains where did Bebe come from? Storks?, yeah right )
 


Alby87

Adventurer
If you ever want to open a thread about it being a "Smurfopener" or a "Bottlesmurfer", remember the (+) tag, of that thread could lead to a civil war. No joke.
 




My problem with smurfs is they are said to be three apples high, but that would make them about 1 foot tall. They always look too small as how they are portrayed.
 

Tonguez

A suffusion of yellow
My problem with smurfs is they are said to be three apples high, but that would make them about 1 foot tall. They always look too small as how they are portrayed.

Theyre depicted as being just under Gargamel and Johans knee height - so assuming the humans are 5 - 6 ft tall, having the Smurfs at 1ft seems fine.

Then again they could be tiny crab apples (modern apples are much bigger than the old varieties)
 


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