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.... while the wife is beating the car with a golf club. :lol:



Tiger tiger tiger..... putting into too many 'ho s (playing a game of 18 ho's I suspose)
 

I sware, Tiger is in the wrong line of buisness. He should have been trained for another sport or occupatiuon that is more "skank friendly." Few of those chicks he hooked up with here just a hair above "airport stripper" quality
 


Dude...he got away with it for how long?

Kobe Bryant screws up, and the reporters are on him within a week or a month.

Tiger? Its more than a year for most of this!

Or, if William Blake were around, would he come up with this?

Tyger! Tyger! cheats on wife
In the tourneys of the night,
What paparazzo hand or eye
Hath framed thy roving, roaming eye?

With what distant tweets through skies
Stoked the fire of thine eyes?
With females dared he conspire?
What the hand dare seize the liar?

And what wrecker, and what tart.
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? And what dread feet?

What about the Ball, the Chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
Whats the number? Whats the tally?
Have you done someone named Sally?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And watered heaven with their tears,
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

Tyger! Tyger! cheats on wife
In the tourneys of the night,
What paparazzo hand or eye
Hath framed thy roving, roaming eye?
 

Thats because more people watch Basketball then even care about Golf. Thus its easy for most people to pick out Kobe in a crowd then they would Tiger. Also appearantly, all the girls Tiger slept with were better at keeping secrets (or were well paid until right before Thanksgiving)..
 

I'm having one of those spans of time when my mind is just making strange connections. A couple of examples:

1) I was driving down the street and saw a sign for one of the local schools that was advertising a band performance. However, when I saw "Cougar Band tonight at _______," I thought of older women on stage with instruments.

2) For some reason, I asked myself, "If the Romans use "X" to represent the number 10, what symbol do they use to represent the function "multiply?"

3) Someone made a comment about how far we've come from the 1970s in the USA that we could now elect a black President. My mind thought..."What if?"

A black President in the 1970s...complete with blowout Afro, wearing a daishiki, platforms & flares. Taking on the Iranian hostage takers, not with diplomacy or Special Forces types in helicopters, but PRESIDENT SHAFT blaxploitation style, with twin .50cal Desert Eagles blazing! Hmmm...

Note to self- contact Samuel L. Jackson and Quentin Tarentino.
 

I sware, Tiger is in the wrong line of buisness. He should have been trained for another sport or occupatiuon that is more "skank friendly." Few of those chicks he hooked up with here just a hair above "airport stripper" quality

Football player- "Touchdown!"

Baseball Player- "Grand Slam!"

Golf- "Hole in One!"


In the end its all...."Ugh. Get out."
 

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