The Totally Insane setting/genre mixing game

[Nifft]

Hey Sherlock, see my sig.

Hey watson, read your own sig for content.

Water, Water Everywhere, But Not a Drop to Drink

A dark form of sorcerery sucks the life-giving force from water, changing it into the Black-rain. This tainted liquid kills plants, and saps the life from any living creature that drinks it. Despite plentiful rains, and rolling seas of water, there is little to drink. Plants are dying, and the land is slowly but surely being swalled up by ever increasing dead seas of black water.

This keeps none of the flavor of either.

You lose. Thanks for playing.

-- N

 

[Sherlock]

Hey Sherlock, see my sig.

Wow, Thanks! I am honored!

 

[Nifft]

How about Vampire and toon?

Exalted: Toon Abyssals

That might make a very silly (and very gross) game.

"In Toon Abyssals, you cannot die -- because you are already dead! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

-- N

 

[Geoff Watson]

How about Vampire and toon?

Toon did a book with various parodies of other RPGs, and Vampire has one of them.

Geoff.

 

[Blue_Kryptonite]

Water, Water Everywhere, But Not a Drop to Drink

A dark form of sorcerery sucks the life-giving force from water, changing it into the Black-rain. This tainted liquid kills plants, and saps the life from any living creature that drinks it. Despite plentiful rains, and rolling seas of water, there is little to drink. Plants are dying, and the land is slowly but surely being swalled up by ever increasing dead seas of black water.

Wasn't that more or less This?

 

[stevelabny]

, but Gangrel actually had a goblet from which he drank "blood" and fake fangs.

actually, they're real.
he got implants.
whether or not they're removable has been the subject of debate
but it is commonly accepted in wrestling-geek circles that he has had dental work done.

 

[Dougal DeKree]

How about "Kill Bill" and "Teletubbies"?

Or "Episode I" and "The empire strikes back"? Oh wait, that should be one story already...ahem....

Or "Finding Nemo" and "Matrix"...?

"All you need to do is make a phone call, Miss Dorie!"
"Oh, do i know you?"
"The Ocean is a disease, you know?"
"Do I? Who are you?"

 

[Tonguez]

How about "Kill Bill" and "Teletubbies"?

Meet Bonkywonky the other Teletubbie.
She spoke in articulate sentences and just wasn't cute enough
So they kicked her out, pulled out her stuffing and ripped her to shreads
But now she's back, and she wants revenge!

 

[Tonguez]

Next: The Munch Bunch meet Zardoz
(okay so this maybe really obscure (and psicko)- but I'm sure at least one of you will cope without the need for subsequent therapy)

 

[herald]

Or "Finding Nemo" and "Matrix"...?
QUOTE]

You mean..."Finding Neo"

Remember, there is no spoonbill.