The Trout Thread

[I'm A Banana]

TROUT
Medium-Sized Exotic Melee Weapon
Damage: 1d6 subdual
Critical: x2
Range: 10 ft. (thrown)
Type: Bludgeoning

Smaller version (at 1d4 damage) is the "halfling trout," or "anchovy" and bigger version (at 1d8 damage) the "great trout" or "salmon."

Also available: two-handed trout, bastard trout, flaming trout, trout of holy smiting, trout of nauseation, everburning trout,...

 

[Darkness]

/me skims over the thread, then quickly leaves again, muttering, "Farewell and thanks for all the trout..."

 

[Horacio]

Horacio takes a two handed trout, put it over a flamming trout, to have it well cooked, and eats it with onions and garlic.

 

[Viking Bastard]

Y'know, back in my pantheon days, I was known as the God of Trouts (and outrageous panths).

Who? Me? Bumping?

 

[hong]

Y'know, back in my pantheon days, I was known as the God of Trouts (and outrageous panths).

[Ian McDiarmid]

The Pantheon are dead, my friend. Their fire has gone out of the messageboards. You are all that is left of their religion.

[/Ian McDiarmid]

 

[Numion]

I'm not much of a trout maan meself. However, mutant sea basses with friggin laserbeams attached to their heads are my thang. So, better start up a mutant sea bass thread if wan't me to read it

 

[Darkness]

[Ian McDiarmid]

The Pantheon are dead, my friend. Their fire has gone out of the messageboards. You are all that is left of their religion.

[/Ian McDiarmid]

[Vader]

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[/Vader]

 

[Horacio]

Horacio wields his lighttrout and charges against Vader

 

[Henrix]

Hah! Horacio's Light Trout Division will not stand before the might of my Heavy Trouts in PATA*!





* Power Assisted Trout Armour

 

[Darkness]

Horacio wields his lighttrout and charges against Vader

[vader]
Your powers are weak, old man.
[/vader]