The Trunk of Useless Items

[MerakSpielman]

35) A 1040a tax form - halfway filled out - incorrectly
36) A Ring of Three Fishes
37) A wooden sword hilt
38) A yo-yo without string
39) A bag of pretty confetti
40) A bent, rusty nail
41) A bucket with a large hole in the bottom
42) A candle without a wick
43) A pet rock
44) A sundial that magically has no shadow

 

[Immortius]

45) A copy of a PHB from the previous edition of D&D.

 

[Tetsubo]

46) A gold invisible ring. A gold ring that is simply invisible.
47) A coin that always lands on it's edge when flipped.
48) A bronze rat skull.
49) A moldy cookie.
50) Sword grip, no sword.

 

[GuardianLurker]

51)A malfunctioning Decanter of Endless Water that only produces 1/100th the normal output.
52)A Decanter of Endless Diet Coke that only produces soda water
53) A canteen with a hole in it.
54) Rat jerky
55) The october issue of Better Dungeons and Mazes from 5 years ago.
56) An illithid porno magazine with the centerfold still intact. (If you've seen Asgard #7 you know what I mean.)

 

[Drawmack]

Keep it up people we're almost there.

 

[Tetsubo]

57) A blank book with black pages.
58) A dogs nose.
59) A shark fin.
60) A hammer head, no handle.
61) Guitar string.
62) Nose flute.
63) Human molar.
64) Bag of marbles.

 

[MerakSpielman]

65) a strip of paper attached to itself to form a moebus twist
66) a tangled slinky
67) an Arrow of Plaid Dragon Slaying
68) a rubber chicken

 

[Robbert Raets]

69 - Some noble's purse; without any coins in it obviously; but very recognisable and the noble will come looking for it...

 

[MerakSpielman]

70) a grasshopper
71) a statuette of a 12-inch pianist
72) a 1985 New York City Yellow Pages
73) a Palm Pilot (no way to recharge the battery...)

(gotta get off my modern-item kick)

74) a pouch full of powdered Halfling (just add water!)
75) a tiny painting of the character's mother
76) a magic mirror that shows a single orc all alone in a room with a pie.

 

[GuardianLurker]

77) A loincloth in the shape of a fig leaf
78) A small bag of dust
79) 31 different flavors of melted ice cream
80) A drunken parakeet
81) A pair of angry eyebrows
82) A rubber chicken
83) The world's largest nerf hammer
84) A single bloody tooth of a very large carnivore.
85) A single animated, illusionary hand that's trying to clap.
86) A single dress shoe with an antenna coming out of the heel (and parallel to the ground)
87) A book entitled "101 Ways to Serve Goblins"
88) A metal sign (with numbers and an other-worldly script) attached to a metal post
89) A red-white&blue striped button that has "Gandalf and Dumbledore in 2004" written on it.