The Trunk of Useless Items

[Dagger75]

90. A left shoe

91. Glove with no fingers

92. The fingers to said glove

93. The image of another person reaching into his trunk of useless items

95. Dress that fits you perfectly (if a man)

 

[LightPhoenix]

96) A pair of fake breasts

 

[Jeph]

97) Ruby Of Teleporting Epic Red Dragons That Don't Like You To Your Current Location
98) A 10 kilogram Prozak pill
99) A mile-long washing machine
100) A 9' inch long ant who's named Timothy and wants to be your friend
101) Roll 1d%+50 times on the Major Magic Items table in the DMG. You don't get any of the results.

 

[Bean 2.0]

HA HA HA (impossibly loud laughing) AHK
head is rolling around on floor

 

[Clear Dragon]

A few more for the heck of it.

102: Left-Handed thieves tools
103: Everwatched tea kettle (never comes to a boil)

actually that might be useful on the elemental plane of fire...

104: Waterproof Cow (long story)
105: AOL CDs, (they end up everywhere!)

 

[Severion]

106) Keanu Reeves.
107) Payphone.
108) Red satin jacket, pizza delivery bag

 

[Jeph]

109) stale Goldfish snack crackers
110) a d12

 

[Drawmack]

Great job guys, Carrot Top if you see this let us know what you think.

 

[Moe Ronalds]

A depressed and self-loathing intelligent talking -2 dagger whose favorite song is "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows my sorrows..."


And yes. The above has been conveniently planted in my campaign, admist a pile of broken magic items, copper pieces, and intelligent pie tins.

 

[Jeph]

[Moe, please edit in a '110)', for the sake of continuity.]

112) Staff of the Magi that can only be used by Gnobolds: gnome-kobold crossbreeds.
113) A roll of ducktape--which is no longer sticky!