The weirdest spam I think I've ever read.

[der_kluge]

Normally, I don't read spam, but this one had "prizewinning" in the subject, so in this time of server donations and prizes, I thought I'd take a quick look at it. Here are the contents:


My specific is used to cure cavernous failure,
also identified as an inability to copulate. This is if a male cannot gain, or keep,
a rocklike vertical phallus good for intimate activity.

My narcotics is :

appropriate to be used as a discharge enhancer
has key vantage over another specific
can work for 2 days
can construct up in the organic structure


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I'm fairly certain it's for a male enhancement *something* but I'm trying to figure out if that's actually English or not.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Obviously, Babelfish strikes again!

Though I'm trying to think of a way to throw the phrase "rocklike vertical phallus" into a casual offhand conversation.

 

[Algolei]

Yarg.

I've been getting spam about Bob Dude and Cialis lately. I don't know what those things mean, but they keep popping up in my junk mail.

 

[Angcuru]

Yarg.

I've been getting spam about Bob Dude and Cialis lately. I don't know what those things mean, but they keep popping up in my junk mail.

Bob Dude = "This is Bob. Bob takes 'natural male supplements'. Look at Bob smile."

Am I the only one on the planet who doesn't think that taking a pill to up your johnson to body ratio is natural?

And Cialis is a viagra rip-off, more or less.

 

[der_kluge]

Obviously, Babelfish strikes again!

Though I'm trying to think of a way to throw the phrase "rocklike vertical phallus" into a casual offhand conversation.

Good luck with that.

I've been getting a lot of offers for Rolex knockoffs. Like, seemingly overnight, just tons of those. Well, on my old account. My gmail account is pretty quiet in terms of SPAM.

 

[Angcuru]

Rolexes? You're lucky. Every time I open my inbox SOMEONE decides that I should be reminded of how there are thousands of horny asian schoolgirls in my town who want to play. Heck, even if they WERE, I wouldn't be interested. AM I alone on this?

 

[Khayman]

There's nothing quite as funny/sad as a Canadian receiving spam advertising cheap Canadian drugs. It just makes me cry...

Yeah, I'm pretty tired of that Cialis spam, too.

 

[Algolei]

Bob Dude = "This is Bob. Bob takes 'natural male supplements'. Look at Bob smile."

Am I the only one on the planet who doesn't think that taking a pill to up your johnson to body ratio is natural?

And Cialis is a viagra rip-off, more or less.

Huh.

So, if those two companies got together and combined their pills into one, would I get half the amount of spam I currently receive?

There's nothing quite as funny/sad as a Canadian receiving spam advertising cheap Canadian drugs.

W3RD.

I just noticed, I haven't seen any of those in a couple of weeks. D'ya think [hopeful] they think I'm dead? [/hopeful]

 

[devilish]

>appropriate to be used as a discharge enhancer

>can construct up in the organic structure

Sounds like a manual for creating flesh golems.

-D

 

[Vorith]

Good luck with that.

I've been getting a lot of offers for Rolex knockoffs. Like, seemingly overnight, just tons of those. Well, on my old account. My gmail account is pretty quiet in terms of SPAM.

Gmail is great...a whole gig!!Who needs that much though?