The "What's Eating Bolo Brandybuck?" Game

[Argent Silvermage]

Hi Gang!
I'm Bolo Brandybuck, You may remember me from Wizardru's Savage Sword of Meepo Story hour.
This Is a game related to what happens to me and my companions on our travels through Greyhawk.
After every adventure I will post a vague description of what has tried (or suceeded) to eat me or my friends.
There are no prizes but, there is the satisfaction of knowing YOU were not the one on the plate.
So the game will start soon keep watching and have your tarter sauce handy.
BTW>>> I will tell you what I have been basting myself in to attract these lovely creatures each time and an easy recipie for those omnivours so inclined.

 

[Argent Silvermage]

Game #1

Hello! I was eating Bolo last night. Can you guess what I am?

As I was munching... Bolo was able to see my Obsidion black skin and huge black "bat like" wings. I was very used to hearing his screams due to where I call home, I'm from the south. As I was adding more BBQ sause to his tender little legs Bolo seemed struck by my Bull like feet and huge hairy legs. I really must shave more. My breath seemed to cause Bolo some distress, probably the sulpher I like to chew at home.

Well as I was about to slurp Bolo down my gullet, The Elven Champion Shot me dead with magic arrows, looks like it's back to Home for me.


But can you guess who I am?

Hi Gang! It's Bolo... I had basted myself in Hot pepper sause and tons of Garlic to attract this creature. He came a LOOOOng way to have a nibble.
A good recipie would be to baste me along with frest young souls and the blood of innocents.
Just serve me with a nice green salade and the head of a church for desert and you'll have a lovely time.
Mothra Stewert would be proud.

 

[Altin]

Sounds a little bit like a Pit Fiend, if you ask me, mostly based on the bat wings ... Certainly a demonic creature at any rate.

Altin

 

[Argent Silvermage]

We have a winner!!!!

Sounds a little bit like a Pit Fiend, if you ask me, mostly based on the bat wings ... Certainly a demonic creature at any rate.

Altin

Pit fiend it is. Would have been nice if my Dire Bear wild shape had magical paws so I could actualy have hurt the damned thing..... but no. I'm 30' tall and just holding it while the others kill the bad guys.
Well better luck next time.

 

[Argent Silvermage]

better beasties next time.

I feel bad.......

The creatures that attack the rest of the group are wonderfuly strange and some times unique....like the infernal awakened rino that attacked Josen. or the Ninja mummy. what do I get a pit fiend. Wizardru needs to work harded at that.

 

[Argent Silvermage]

I'm DEAD!

Thinking about what I just wrote......I'm going to die. I just gave Wizardru a challange......I am one stupid Halfling.

 

[Argent Silvermage]

BUMP!!!!!!!!


I have no shame!

 

[Argent Silvermage]

Next Game


We play again Saturday night. So look for the next installment Sunday.
I'll be basting myself in a rosemary and extra virgen olive oil so hopefuly I will attract something horrific.
We can only hope!

 

[Argent Silvermage]

Game 2

Me am BIG.

Little Bolo is like lite snack. like goat or horse.
Me am Green and am able to hold a club in my right hand and a club in my left hand and still hold on to Bolo as me eat him.

Me could look at him's little face as me bit down. Him wrinkling him's nose at my strong smellyness.

Me dead now....Nasty bad cleric and paladin make me bleed to death.

Bolo have other troubles tho... Beholder trying to kick is butt.

Well there you have it. I didn't need any maranade here. just had to be moving.
Can you guess what was eating me?

 

[Argent Silvermage]

No guess' yet?

I have to admit I don't even know what this is called. I am one of those faithful few who doesn't have an MM. I like to be surprised.
I know that it is in the MM, Wizardru showed us a picture of it.

If anyone wants to try feel free.