The "What's Eating Bolo Brandybuck?" Game

[Argent Silvermage]

Brandybuck's letters home

Hey all, especialy Tickleberry...
I started a thread in the In Character section just for Tic's and my letters to each other.
Have fun with it.

 

[Argent Silvermage]

Here we go again!

I never got close enough to Bolo to get a good taste. I'm a unique lady, You can see me in a magazine. Bolo certainly liked what he saw. I'm kind of human looking if you discount my large leathery bat wings. I had to use my mind to tear Bolo a new one, almost killed him to. He was in his Dire Bear form... so cuddley... so tasty with a side of carrots. My astral flunkies didn't even get to do any real damage. Luckily they were unable to kill me and I got away. Now I can get the sleeping god back to the way my lover and I like it, we just need to get rid of the Githyanke (spelling?).


Here I was just minding my own business when this Female attacked me...I didn't even need to baste myself.

 

[Tickleberry]

fancy lady with wings?


Ooooh Bolo, just wait 'till I tell Lilly you've been hanging out with a succubus! I think her poor machinating little heart will just be crushed. Yep, that lil schemer still thinks she'll get you to put a band on her finger. Shall I tell Momma to be less subtle next time she tells her to forget it?

 

[Argent Silvermage]

Re: fancy lady with wings?

Ooooh Bolo, just wait 'till I tell Lilly you've been hanging out with a succubus! I think her poor machinating little heart will just be crushed. Yep, that lil schemer still thinks she'll get you to put a band on her finger. Shall I tell Momma to be less subtle next time she tells her to forget it?

Nope sorry Tic, she was NOT a succubus. I had thought that Lilly had realised that I don't bend her way. Do I have to Kiss her brother Timmin in front of her?

 

[Argent Silvermage]

No one else has a guess?

I'm happy I win this round. I'll post all her stats and such Saturday.

 

[Argent Silvermage]

I was so Stoned...

I'm expecting that no one will be able to get this evil mastermind so I'll go for one of his henchmen.

Him soft and squishy. Bolo very soft, Like water sort of. I was gated here to to kill all the squishy things. Bolo is very squishy. I'm the hardest thing here next to the sleeping god himself and a few diamonds i smell. I'm huge and powerful like the mountains, hard as granite and dense as lead.
Unfortunatly Bolo was able to cast Greater dispel magic and send me back to my elemental home. What am I?

Hi gang! It's Bolo. I had to coat myself in diamond dust and gold leaves. (I'm a druid... get it? leaves... Well I thought it was funny!)

It would have loved me stone cold with a side of magma covered obsideon.

 

[Kalanyr]

Elder Earth Elemental ?

 

[Argent Silvermage]

BINGO!

Elder Earth Elemental ?

You get the prize... but you'll have to get it yourself... I can't reach it on the 500th shelf up.

 

[Argent Silvermage]

Bolo's Back!

Well friends,
I had to go all the way to Sigil to get my bite sized body into the maw that it was in. I liberaly covered myself in the icor of planer creatures and the urine of a snake women (best if you don't ask...She liked me after I charmed her). There we were walking in the maze on the deep etherial plane (Had to piss off The Lady of Pain to get there too) and it ate me. but i'll let it speak for itself. (ofcourse it has an INT of 4 so don't expect much)

"Flying... flying...hit by rock? I find rock thrower and eat. have big hard time getting Gargantuan craby body into maze. I use my pretty cyclops eye to keep magical things from hurting me. I see nice Bolo foodling! He running to me.... right in my mouth...how thoughtful. Wait another bigger foodling come here and run in mouth too. Me very happy. Wait! Me have sharp pains in my huge claws! Big metal foodlings cut into my flesh! Not like that....wait! Big soft foodling set me big time on fire! Me not likeing that at all but me still have Bolo in mouth so me some happy...Wait! he have burning sensation in tummy! bolo and other foodling not in tummy anymore...Wait! Big metal foodling cut me real bad now me run...Wait! me flying away but soft foodling hit me with fire ball again......Me now etherial crab cake.

( Yes Bolo actualy was swallowed whole by this creature. It is an Etheral version of an Astral monster.)

Can you guess what it is?

 

[Gilthanas_Galanodel]

Hi,
Etheral (Astral) Dreadnought?