The "What's Eating Bolo Brandybuck?" Game

[Argent Silvermage]

That was quick!

Hi,
Etheral (Astral) Dreadnought?

Etherial Dreadnaught it was. and it was the very first monster to actualy eat Bolo. Thankfuly Val was eaten as well and she was able to "shadow door" us outside of the beast.
fortunatly I had a few Alchemist's fires on me and tossed them down it's throught. Bolo has 115 hits. in one bite and the effects of it's saliva i was brought down 86 hit points. I would not have lasted long at all.

 

[Argent Silvermage]

My Scale armor is black as obsideon and my breath is foul. I speak and mountains quake. when I move the trees get out of my way. I have more attacks than many low level parties. I believe in a "slow" burn.

Hi Gang! (Hi Bolo!)
Well this one was tough. I needed to cover myself in all sorts of herbs and spices... expecialy the spices. even then he had a terminal case of acid indigestion long before he tried to eat me.
He really seemed to like the fact that I bathed in the blood of his sister. That really got him hungry.

He has a name. How is he?

 

[Argent Silvermage]

Update!

By The Way... Bolo just became a 1st level Verdant Lord. Now he is the main course and the salad.

 

[Argent Silvermage]

Long tome no nibbles.

Hey gang!

We've been taking a small break from the SSoM game so there has been little to post.

But stay tuned. I'm sure the Halfling Hero(sandwich) will be back soon.

 

[Argent Silvermage]

At long last.... Brunch is served.

I was just strollng along in my elephant wildshape, minding my own business when I got this strange sensation in my rear haunches.....

Bolo had no idea I was there. I am able to "fly" with in the dense vine structure of the World Ash demi-plane. I came up behind him and took a bite from his big grey butt. I was unable to get a real hold on him however because he was so big. I tried really hard to get my 2 extra limbs on him but there was just too much Bolo to go around. (that and the syrupy sap coating he was using as a garnish). Now I'm no sapling myself... In-fact I'm pretty high up on the "family Tree" but that Bolo was just irresistable. Unfortunatly Valenth appeared from out of nowhere and cored me good. ah well. I can always be raised again.

.....I wish I wouldn't have used so much glaze on myself. It was a big one and my rump will be sore for days.

(well? any guesses?)

 

[Ferret]

Arrowhawk!

 

[Argent Silvermage]

Arrowhawk!

Swing and a miss...
It "flies" underground through the vines... sort of like a druid walking without a trace...

 

[Ferret]

So you mean Brachiate?

Assasin vine?

 

[Argent Silvermage]

So you mean Brachiate?

Assasin vine?

That would have been too easy for Bolo to survive. No this was a Gulthias Horror. (Read the SSoM story hour for the details)

 

[Argent Silvermage]

Another day another Dinner item....

There I was just minding my own business when this Gorilla in a Druids robes beats his chest and tries to throw himself down my throat. Now I hate this little Halfling with a burning passion that you can see in the sockets where my eyes used to be, but I'm sure not going to eat him. He starts smearing himself in Tartarus sauce and I'm starting to drool (unusual due to the fact that I'm dead). Now I'm not saying that had I been inclined to eat him that I would not have, but I'm more inclined to suck his soul out and keep it in a jar. Unfortunatly there was no time to act on my impulses because the Pecks friends arived and whooped my undead hinny something fierce. the worst insult was that I was about to rematerialize when the little bastard found my Philactery and destroyed it. No more fun for me.

Wow gang! She was a tough one. I almost had her at the Tartarus sauce but she just wouldn't bite. Well there are more like her I'm told.