Things you find on the road?

[Dannyalcatraz]

Howe’s Bizarre Bazaar

 

[Eltab]

Hey, fiends have access to all kinds of Prime material planes, not just ours!

That would explain why "that chair right there" seems to have just materialized out of thin air.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

That would explain why "that chair right there" seems to have just materialized out of thin air.

Expecting a visit from Ron Glass?

[video=youtube;BoQ6ZC8EUQ0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoQ6ZC8EUQ0[/video]

 

[Riley37]

Ulysses Everett McGill and the Soggy Bottom Boys.

A guy with an oar across his shoulders, travelling inland until he meets someone who doesn't know what an oar is.

A girl, a lion, a straw golem and a tin woodsman, pursued by flying monkeys.

A pair of riders, one with a flag painted on his jacket, the other dressed in primitive-style buckskins, searching for Freedom and the Faerun Dream.

Two wanderers, one skinny and incessantly foul-mouthed, the other fat and silent.

Harold and Kumar, on their way to the Castle.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Maximilian the Mad, former watchman, now seeking revenge on the bandits who killed his family. His chariot is heavily modified.

A phantom tollbooth.

Some halflings, journeying back to the shire after a terrible war.

Procrustes, a rustic bed-maker.

Granny’s Apple stand.

 

[Eltab]

A fork - the kind you eat with. Somebody's initial is engraved on the handle end in fancy font.
Search the area nearby to find a banged-up box with the rest of settings for 6 scattered all around it.

 

[Eltab]

In a mountainous region:

The side of the mountain is carved to make room for the road. The road is good quality here; broad curves not hairpin turns, no steep slopes, wide enough that two wagons can pass with some room to spare, a sturdy stone ledge on the downslope side.
Carved into the upslope cliff is a proclamation in several writings. If you can translate one, it says:
I, Darius, the Great King, have built this road that you may journey with ease. Remember me before your gods, and pay my tax collectors the proper respects.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

In a mountainous region:

The side of the mountain is carved to make room for the road. The road is good quality here; broad curves not hairpin turns, no steep slopes, wide enough that two wagons can pass with some room to spare, a sturdy stone ledge on the downslope side.
Carved into the upslope cliff is a proclamation in several writings. If you can translate one, it says:
I, Darius, the Great King, have built this road that you may journey with ease. Remember me before your gods, and pay my tax collectors the proper respects.

...with a scrawl of graffiti, “Darius who?” where the good road section ends.

 

[Eltab]

...with a scrawl of graffiti, “Darius who?” where the good road section ends.

The improved road should end at a tax collector's toll booth, now that I think about it.