Howe’s Bizarre Bazaar
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Things you find on the road?
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Eltab
Lord of the Hidden Layer
That would explain why "that chair right there" seems to have just materialized out of thin air.
Expecting a visit from Ron Glass?
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Ulysses Everett McGill and the Soggy Bottom Boys.
A guy with an oar across his shoulders, travelling inland until he meets someone who doesn't know what an oar is.
A girl, a lion, a straw golem and a tin woodsman, pursued by flying monkeys.
A pair of riders, one with a flag painted on his jacket, the other dressed in primitive-style buckskins, searching for Freedom and the Faerun Dream.
Two wanderers, one skinny and incessantly foul-mouthed, the other fat and silent.
Harold and Kumar, on their way to the Castle.
A guy with an oar across his shoulders, travelling inland until he meets someone who doesn't know what an oar is.
A girl, a lion, a straw golem and a tin woodsman, pursued by flying monkeys.
A pair of riders, one with a flag painted on his jacket, the other dressed in primitive-style buckskins, searching for Freedom and the Faerun Dream.
Two wanderers, one skinny and incessantly foul-mouthed, the other fat and silent.
Harold and Kumar, on their way to the Castle.
Maximilian the Mad, former watchman, now seeking revenge on the bandits who killed his family. His chariot is heavily modified.
A phantom tollbooth.
Some halflings, journeying back to the shire after a terrible war.
Procrustes, a rustic bed-maker.
Granny’s Apple stand.
A phantom tollbooth.
Some halflings, journeying back to the shire after a terrible war.
Procrustes, a rustic bed-maker.
Granny’s Apple stand.
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Eltab
Lord of the Hidden Layer
In a mountainous region:
The side of the mountain is carved to make room for the road. The road is good quality here; broad curves not hairpin turns, no steep slopes, wide enough that two wagons can pass with some room to spare, a sturdy stone ledge on the downslope side.
Carved into the upslope cliff is a proclamation in several writings. If you can translate one, it says:
I, Darius, the Great King, have built this road that you may journey with ease. Remember me before your gods, and pay my tax collectors the proper respects.
The side of the mountain is carved to make room for the road. The road is good quality here; broad curves not hairpin turns, no steep slopes, wide enough that two wagons can pass with some room to spare, a sturdy stone ledge on the downslope side.
Carved into the upslope cliff is a proclamation in several writings. If you can translate one, it says:
I, Darius, the Great King, have built this road that you may journey with ease. Remember me before your gods, and pay my tax collectors the proper respects.
...with a scrawl of graffiti, “Darius who?” where the good road section ends.
Eltab
Lord of the Hidden Layer
The improved road should end at a tax collector's toll booth, now that I think about it.
