This is a Rant [Meta-thread]

[baradtgnome]

Deny that I am baradtgnome, although I do have an alt.ID - can anyone guess who? Challenge baradtgnome to a duel just to straighten out the identity issue once and for all.

Accept Baraendur's duel. Marshmellow chucking trebuchets after happy hour. Don't be late, prices go up promptly and the end of happy hour. No exceptions. BYOT (Bring your own trebuchet)

Ignores Silver Moon's request for duel. Feels confident of winning and putting him in a coma with silly string. Feels equally confident his wife, angry at having to put the kids to bed while he recovers, will make my life hell. Trust me on this.

Makes supporting comments to jdavis in his duel against his worthless opponent. I am confident his superior logic and wit will triumph against that moron.

Tells pointless story about meeting the father of the lead singer of Godsmack. The guy is a poor slob driving a taxi in Fryeburg Maine, looking like he lives at the poverty level. Apparently his wealthy son doesn't support him, however he did get him good tickets and backstage passes to one of their shows once. I'm not sure why I care, I don't even like the band. Makes unconvincing argument that this is analogous to the rule in question and proves my point.

 

[Seonaid]

Initiates a discussion about pathetic movie sequels, and how they never should have been made, as they tarnish the memory of the original. Cites as examples Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan, Godfather II, and Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged me.

Refutes Silver Moon's argument by quoting his previous post about Highlander II. Mostly does this just to put her avatar back on the current page.

 

[jdavis]

Makes supporting comments to jdavis in his duel against his worthless opponent. I am confident his superior logic and wit will triumph against that moron.

My duel was a complete sucess, I won easily. Unfortuantly the World Banking syndicate never answered my duel request so by default my Chicken Pot pie rules supreme.



Mr T. Versus the Winchester Gilbert and Sullivan Appreciation Society. http://members.lycos.co.uk/randomstuff/T1.html

 

[jonesy]

I'm just happily walking outside on a bright sunny day. Birds are singing, grasshoppers are hopping, a rabbit peeks from behind a tree. And then suddenly, I come up with the definitive all-encompassing theory of life, universe and everything and how it can fix everything that has ever been wrong in the world. I run inside as fast as I can and start posting the theory to the most meaningful thread on the ENworld forums. And notice Seonaid's avatar.

And instantly forget everything.

 

[Silver Moon]

Ignores Silver Moon's request for duel. Feels confident of winning and putting him in a coma with silly string. Feels equally confident his wife (Kriskrafts), angry at having to put the kids to bed while he recovers, will make my life hell. Trust me on this.

Points out that Kriskrafts will be the DM starting with this week's game, so would be too busy to put the kids to bed. If Silver Moon is unavailable then his brother would be assigned the task.

SilverMoon points out to all posters that he has exercized great restraint, in staying away from this thread for over a week. Posts meager "don't blame me this time" disclaimer. Also points out that he has refrained from joining the new OT meta thread.

Gets back to the original topic, stating that upon re-examination of all facts and posts, Baranedur appears to be (a) Totally right (b) Totall wrong (c) An alt ID for jdavis (d) A 3-foot tall gnome named Zippy (e) All of the above.

Points out that last night's episode of "Ripley's Believe it or Not" featured a house made out of Cheeze Wiz.

References thread over on the pop-culture forum about "Greatest Sidekick". Reiterates post there about The Tick's sidekick Arthur being the hands down #1 sidekick.

Initiates new debate on the topic of: Which is better, Pie or Cake?

Attaches picture from the Red Sea Parting scene from the film "The Ten Commandments", replacing Charlton Heston's face with Baraender's new avatar.

 

[jdavis]

Points out that Kriskrafts will be the DM starting with this week's game, so would be too busy to put the kids to bed. If Silver Moon is unavailable then his brother would be assigned the task.

SilverMoon points out to all posters that he has exercized great restraint, in staying away from this thread for over a week. Posts meager "don't blame me this time" disclaimer. Also points out that he has refrained from joining the new OT meta thread.

Gets back to the original topic, stating that upon re-examination of all facts and posts, Baranedur appears to be (a) Totally right (b) Totall wrong (c) An alt ID for jdavis (d) A 3-foot tall gnome named Zippy (e) All of the above.

Points out that last night's episode of "Ripley's Believe it or Not" featured a house made out of Cheeze Wiz.

References thread over on the pop-culture forum about "Greatest Sidekick". Reiterates post there about The Tick's sidekick Arthur being the hands down #1 sidekick.

Initiates new debate on the topic of: Which is better, Pie or Cake?

Attaches picture from the Red Sea Parting scene from the film "The Ten Commandments", replacing Charlton Heston's face with Baraender's new avatar.

I'm pretty sure I'm not a alternate ID but if I am could somebody send me an alternate paycheck? Althought Baraendur doesn't have a location listed........ This sounds to much like the evil Garth Knight episodes of Knight Rider, or the MST3000 episode with the movie Parts: The Clonus Horror. Besides I got twice as many post, so you can see I can't be the alt ID.

 

[Silver Moon]

Besides I got twice as many post, so you can see I can't be the alt ID.

Thanks jdavis for the clarification. Apparently Baraendur is the alt. id. for jdavis rather than vice-versa.

Writes 2,000 work summary of the Gibberling's Project, announcing that payments are now being accepted for the $ 200 three-volume boxed set.

Makes negative comments about the film "Matrix Reloaded", commenting how "Charlie's Angels Full Throttle" was much better. Hasn't actually seen either film.

Attaches picture of a roll of Duct Tape for no particular reason.

 

[jonesy]

 

[jdavis]

Thanks jdavis for the clarification. Apparently Baraendur is the alt. id. for jdavis rather than vice-versa.

Writes 2,000 work summary of the Gibberling's Project, announcing that payments are now being accepted for the $ 200 three-volume boxed set.

Makes negative comments about the film "Matrix Reloaded", commenting how "Charlie's Angels Full Throttle" was much better. Hasn't actually seen either film.

Attaches picture of a roll of Duct Tape for no particular reason.

post count is good for something.

Comment on how Charles Angels 2 and Matrix 2 are actually the same movie, they both have the last name two and you never see them in the room at the same time.

Can I pay for my box set in McDonald Land money? I can throw in a coke cap good for one free Nascar hat too.

 

[Darrin Drader]

Gets back to the original topic, stating that upon re-examination of all facts and posts, Baranedur appears to be (a) Totally right (b) Totall wrong (c) An alt ID for jdavis (d) A 3-foot tall gnome named Zippy (e) All of the above.

Attaches picture from the Red Sea Parting scene from the film "The Ten Commandments", replacing Charlton Heston's face with Baraender's new avatar.

Sneaks onto my mother's computer just to post to this thread while on vacation. Don't like the non-MS Split-key keyboard on her obsolete computer. Briefly wonders which access port you insert the little punch cards into.

Congratulates JDavis on his smashing success over that loud-mouthed moron of ill-repute.

Mention that while I don't have an alt-ID of a 3-foot tall gnome named Zippy on these boards, I have often used Zippy as my handle when playing tank wars or other games where you blow up your opponents who happen to be immobile and on-screen. Also tease the fact that while the alt-ID is not JDavis, it has established a rather menacing reputation. Refuse top divulge any further information that would actually be helpful.

Insert the image of the movei poster for SW Ep.1, with Jake Lloyd's face replaced with Silvermoon's avatar.