This thing just rocks.

[Mac Callum]

Sittling quietly at the The Artistic Minotaur's Hall, stout adventurers hear the following strange rumor:

Led by the Archfiend Nazargaol, the Mountain Holders from the Lost Planet are attempting to take over the Citadels of Underwater Blasphemy. That ancient bloodthirsty undersea Empire was noted for its advanced mercantile skills. It was destroyed by bizarre experiments, leaving behind only technology and currency. One of its most feared Artifacts was the Illuminated Vorpal Apparatus of Desire Rings. If Nazargaol finds it he may complete the Unknown Rite of the Dying Demigods of Bones, opening the Gate to the Infinite Necromantic Glades of Insanity.

The four of you come to the same conclusion: He must be stopped.

 

[Andrew D. Gable]

Courtesy of the anime attack generator...

"MST3K Nega Coffee Ultimate Stir-fry!"
"Venomous IT Force Brush!"

 

[jgbrowning]

Thanks for the link and the laughs....

joe b.

 

[blargney the second]

This is the sound of one hand bookmarking.

-blarg

 

[Stone Dog]

Sittling quietly at the The Artistic Minotaur's Hall, stout adventurers hear the following strange rumor:

Led by the Archfiend Nazargaol, the Mountain Holders from the Lost Planet are attempting to take over the Citadels of Underwater Blasphemy. That ancient bloodthirsty undersea Empire was noted for its advanced mercantile skills. It was destroyed by bizarre experiments, leaving behind only technology and currency. One of its most feared Artifacts was the Illuminated Vorpal Apparatus of Desire Rings. If Nazargaol finds it he may complete the Unknown Rite of the Dying Demigods of Bones, opening the Gate to the Infinite Necromantic Glades of Insanity.

The four of you come to the same conclusion: He must be stopped.

Wow. More pulpy goodness than you can shake a stick at!

 

[snarfoogle]

From A - Acte-yggoigu to Z - Zoigotu, the Lovecraft name generator is perfect! Need a generic blasphemous false god?

How about Mmeke-yilot, the God who...*thinks*...engineered the Great Race of Yith, using their research to increase his massive intelligence until the day the stars are right...