I never get jealous - I'm awesome enough to accept awesomeness in others without feeling my awesomeness is threatened. IMAO, the more awesome people around, the more awesome the event/venue...
OK, so I had to change my name by Deed Poll to "Dry Clean Only", but it worked!I'm so awesome...
(How awesome?!)
I'm so awesome that Calvin Klein and Pierre Cardin wear clothes with my name on them!
I'm so awesome, Chuck Norris starts threads on internet messageboards about me.