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Scott DeWar
Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
On a test given some decades ago there was a question that asked "What is the Matterhorn?"
One answer was "It's a horn they blow in Switzerland when something's the matter."
One answer was "It's a horn they blow in Switzerland when something's the matter."
Scott DeWar
Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
that is just sad.
Cyronax
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From now on in this thread, I'm speaking in my mother tongue. Yet here is one free translation
I am about to attach screenshots of "2 Girls 1 Cup". That's how much I want this thread to die.
Ich freue mich über Screenshots von "2 Girls 1 Cup" anhängen. Das ist, wie sehr ich diesen Thread zu sterben wollen.
Von nun an in diesem Thread, ich bin in meiner Muttersprache zu sprechen. Doch hier ist eine freie Übersetzung:
Nur die Moderatoren können mich aufhalten. Bis Mitternacht/(Midnight Eastern Standard Time), werde ich nach ..... etwas über hundert Mal mehr ekelhaft als ein Gnome Nase bohrt
100 mal schlimmer:
Spanish Teacher: There are two Spanish words for "fish": pez and pescado. Pez is fish in the river. Pescado is fish on the plate. You see the pez in the river. You catch the pez or pescado. You eat the pescado.
Student: What if, after you eat the pescado, you're walking on a bridge over the river and you throw up. Is it pez again?
Student: What if, after you eat the pescado, you're walking on a bridge over the river and you throw up. Is it pez again?
El Mahdi
Muad'Dib of the Anauroch
More Useless Trivia Time
Mathew and Gunnar Nelson are in the Guinness Book of World Records as part of the only family (blood relation, not by marriage) to have ever had three successive generations achieve a #1 Record.
1st: Ozzie and Harriet Nelson
2nd: Ricky Nelson
3rd: Mathew and Gunnar Nelson, as the band Nelson
By marriage, they are also related to Mark Harmon (their Uncle). The Harmons (Mark Harmon's parents), were good friends of the Nelsons (Ricky Nelson's parents). Mark Harmon's father was a former football player from the University of Michigan (and Heisman Trophy winner), a decorated pilot in WWII, was the overall #1 draft pick for the NFL in 1941 (but didn't play until after the war in 1946), and a sports broadcaster (which he did for the rest of his life after playing only 1 NFL season - due to knee injuries from WWII).
The band Nelson, has been much maligned by hardcore rock fans as slick, watered-down, overproduced, glam-rock. But in reality, their style tends more toward grittier rock with a country-western edge. The tone of their debut album was very much a result of record company interference. Their second album suffered even more interference than the first, requiring multiple recordings over 18 months to satisfy their record company (after the completed album Imaginator, was rejected by the record company for being too hard and heavy - they later released it on their own private record label). Because of this interference, they named the album "Because They Can". Unfortunately, during the time following their first album and the time it took to record their second, the popular trends in music had moved on to the burgeoning grunge movement, and Nelson fell out of mainstream notice. However, they have continued to perform and record albums, releasing five more albums since the release of Imaginator. With the latest release being just this last year (2010), with the albun Lightining Strikes Twice.
Mathew and Gunnar Nelson are in the Guinness Book of World Records as part of the only family (blood relation, not by marriage) to have ever had three successive generations achieve a #1 Record.
1st: Ozzie and Harriet Nelson
2nd: Ricky Nelson
3rd: Mathew and Gunnar Nelson, as the band Nelson
By marriage, they are also related to Mark Harmon (their Uncle). The Harmons (Mark Harmon's parents), were good friends of the Nelsons (Ricky Nelson's parents). Mark Harmon's father was a former football player from the University of Michigan (and Heisman Trophy winner), a decorated pilot in WWII, was the overall #1 draft pick for the NFL in 1941 (but didn't play until after the war in 1946), and a sports broadcaster (which he did for the rest of his life after playing only 1 NFL season - due to knee injuries from WWII).
The band Nelson, has been much maligned by hardcore rock fans as slick, watered-down, overproduced, glam-rock. But in reality, their style tends more toward grittier rock with a country-western edge. The tone of their debut album was very much a result of record company interference. Their second album suffered even more interference than the first, requiring multiple recordings over 18 months to satisfy their record company (after the completed album Imaginator, was rejected by the record company for being too hard and heavy - they later released it on their own private record label). Because of this interference, they named the album "Because They Can". Unfortunately, during the time following their first album and the time it took to record their second, the popular trends in music had moved on to the burgeoning grunge movement, and Nelson fell out of mainstream notice. However, they have continued to perform and record albums, releasing five more albums since the release of Imaginator. With the latest release being just this last year (2010), with the albun Lightining Strikes Twice.
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