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Scott DeWar
Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
From now on in this thread, I'm speaking in my mother tongue. Yet here is one free translation
I am about to attach screenshots of "2 Girls 1 Cup". That's how much I want this thread to die.
Ich freue mich über Screenshots von "2 Girls 1 Cup" anhängen. Das ist, wie sehr ich diesen Thread zu sterben wollen.
Von nun an in diesem Thread, ich bin in meiner Muttersprache zu sprechen. Doch hier ist eine freie Übersetzung:
Nur die Moderatoren können mich aufhalten. Bis Mitternacht/(Midnight Eastern Standard Time), werde ich nach ..... etwas über hundert Mal mehr ekelhaft als ein Gnome Nase bohrt
100 mal schlimmer:
translation from google translater:
German to English translation
I am pleased with screenshots from "2 Girls 1 Cup" attach. That's how much I want to die this thread.
From now on in this thread, I am speaking in my native language. But here is a free translation:
Only moderators can stop me. By midnight / (Midnight Eastern Standard Time), I'll post ..... something over a hundred times more disgusting than a Gnome nose pierced
100 times worse:
ok, closed the thread please!!!
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Orius
Unrepentant DM Supremacist
That's exactly why I didn't bother with Google translation. Machine translation from German to English always seems to come out bad. I'd assume it would be just as bad reversed.
The First World War as a pub fight.
Germany, Austria and Italy are stood together in the middle of the pub, when Serbia bumps into Austria, and spills Austria's pint.
Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit, because there are splashes on its trouser leg.
Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view.
Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.
Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for cleaning Austria's trousers.
Russia and Serbia look at Austria.
Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at.
Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone.
Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in compelling it to do so.
Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that this is sufficiently out of order that Britain should not intervene.
Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it?
Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action.
Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium.
Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone.
Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium.
France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other.
Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.
Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings, because Britain made Australia do it.
France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change.
Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting.
America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself.
By now all the chairs are broken, and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault . While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.
Germany, Austria and Italy are stood together in the middle of the pub, when Serbia bumps into Austria, and spills Austria's pint.
Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit, because there are splashes on its trouser leg.
Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view.
Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.
Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for cleaning Austria's trousers.
Russia and Serbia look at Austria.
Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at.
Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone.
Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in compelling it to do so.
Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that this is sufficiently out of order that Britain should not intervene.
Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it?
Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action.
Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium.
Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone.
Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium.
France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other.
Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.
Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings, because Britain made Australia do it.
France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change.
Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting.
America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself.
By now all the chairs are broken, and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault . While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.
Cyronax
Explorer
German was my first language. I guess you're implying that I am a poor writer.
I'm gonna tell. Maybe me whining will close this thread.
Scott DeWar
Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
Just consider the syntax differences between languages. In fact, english (my first and mostly only language) is probably the most screwed up language I have ever seen. It is such a mixed bag of other languages that logic is mostly thrown out the window.
Scott DeWar
Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
ah, don't tell. Bullies only get their kicks from that stuff!
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