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HOMEMADE TACO GNOME SAUCE
1/4 tsp. cumin
1/4 tsp. chili powder
1/2 c. ketchup
1/4 tsp. cocoa
1/4 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. pepper
1/4 tsp. red crushed chilies
1/4 tsp. oregano
1/4 tsp. garlic salt
1 small gnome
Mix all together. Use for tacos or for pie.
 

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HOMEMADE TACO GNOME SAUCE

...(ingrediants) (ingrediants) (ingrediants) 1 small gnome...

Mix all together. Use for tacos or for pie.

This recipe is a bit too simplistic, as the type of Gnome used greatly affects the final flavor.

For example, one should almost never use Tinker Gnomes as the flavor of the end product tends to be very random - varying from quirky but delicious to a complete disaster.

And I hear that Forest Gnomes are a bit gamey...
 

B esides, Taco Bell would sue for copyright infringement.

Remember, there can be only one survivor of the Fast Food Wars!

And that survivor will be Taco Bell.

No Fate.
 

HOMEMADE TACO GNOME SAUCE
1/4 tsp. cumin
1/4 tsp. chili powder
1/2 c. ketchup
1/4 tsp. cocoa
1/4 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. pepper
1/4 tsp. red crushed chilies
1/4 tsp. oregano
1/4 tsp. garlic salt
1 small gnome
Mix all together. Use for tacos or for pie.

Ah, so THAT'S what's in the orc's pie!
 

HOMEMADE TACO GNOME SAUCE
1/4 tsp. cumin
1/4 tsp. chili powder
1/2 c. ketchup
1/4 tsp. cocoa
1/4 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. pepper
1/4 tsp. red crushed chilies
1/4 tsp. oregano
1/4 tsp. garlic salt
1 small gnome
Mix all together. Use for tacos or for pie.
hey [MENTION=48762]Leif[/MENTION], do you wish to comment on this?
 

Give the gnome a case of Dos Equis about 2 hours before making this dish, and he'll probably climb
into the mixing bowl willingly.
 



Only if he's not the most interesting Gnome in the world.;)
Touche, Sir! Someone else watches commercials, I see! I wasn't even thinking along those lines. It's just that THIS Gnome finds Dos Equis to be among the most primo brewskies to be found this side of Bavaria.
 


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