The Dwarf king Bruenor Battlehammer repeatedly uses the phrase "...or I'm a bearded gnome!" throughout the Drizzt Do'Urden books by R.A. Salvatore. At one or three points, the phrase is identified as a Dwarven statement of disbelief. I *think* that Ivan Bouldershoulder uses it in the books involving Cadderly also, but I don't remember (though I swear now solemnly, my next character WILL be a Pikel Bouldershoulder clone ^_^).
As an aside; master DM, you'n I need to knock heads to determine just how much information my character has himself, being a Dwarf of the Citadel (albeit one that spends at least a third of his waking moments outside the walls smashing things
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As an aside; master DM, you'n I need to knock heads to determine just how much information my character has himself, being a Dwarf of the Citadel (albeit one that spends at least a third of his waking moments outside the walls smashing things
