Times of India reports Orlando Bloom will be the next Bond.

[Mark Chance]

I say it's time to give Bond a major makeover. The last several Bond movies stunk enormously because, IMO, nobody wants an effete British super-spy as a hero. We need a new Bond. We need Ving Rhames.

 

[Ranger REG]

Ving Rhames don't do British accents.

 

[Bass Puppet]

Yahoo News July 31st 2004

 

[Ranger REG]

I'm not surprised.