To Deck the Halls or not

[Psychic Warrior]

Nothing says Merry Christmas like sitting in a strip club at 10 am on Christmas morning, with a scotch in one hand and cinnamon on your lap.

I prefer brandi though.

 

[yangnome]

Hey, it's Christmas, why not splurge and get them both?

 

[ssampier]

I have a friends that would love a pet penguin, but I think the bills in the summer for keeping the place frozen would be a little much.

As long as they're these guys, it'd be worth it.

 

[ForceUser]

This christmas finds me a divorced man living in AL w/my six year old daughter in the Virgin Islands...Not surprisingly my christmas spirit feels like its losimg a bit of life every day.

Now I've only had a few christmases in the past where I did not decorate----I really expect this year that old artificial tree is gonna stay in the closet, though there is a small part of me that fights the somber darkness of melancholy & wants to decorate my now bachelor pad....but whats the point....this downer brought to u from someone who needs to vent cause hes tired of welling up when those dang x-mas comercials w/kids on 'em that are acompanied by a slightly mournful charstmasy tune

I feel you. My long-term girlfriend dumped me this year, and I'm not feeling the spirit either. Tree's probably going to stay in the closet.

 

[ForceUser]

You could also donate your time to your local soup kitchen/church. There are many people who will have nothing this Christmas. You could focus your energies on helping those people.

That is an excellent idea. Hm.