RangerWickett
Legend
Please, let's not be crude. Sure, there've been times I've considered if she and I could work out, but I don't want to ruin our friendship. Plus, I've got a girlfriend now. *grin*
Today is my imaginary dark elf friend's birthday.
- Thread starter RangerWickett
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Please, let's not be crude. Sure, there've been times I've considered if she and I could work out, but I don't want to ruin our friendship. Plus, I've got a girlfriend now. *grin*Rystil Arden
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Yes, bad god of paladins! On the other hand, I know a few good dark elven bachelors from some of my campaigns...RangerWickett said:
Darth K'Trava
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Torm said:Well, then introduce the two of them.
Did I mention I'm drunk? So I'm totally not responsible for anything I'm saying.
Drinking too much of that Smite drink again?
I guess he's going for a "foursome" on certain nights of the week......
He's the god of CRUDE paladins!
Darth K'Trava
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Torm said:No, no, I'm just trying to encourage other people to make me look normal. Well, more normal.
Now hand me my Smite, woman!
For that gross violation of telling a big fat lie, Mr. So-Called Paladinic God, NO SMITE FOR YOU!!!!
![:]](http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devious.png "Devious :]")
What.. Torm normal?!?! Whud a thunk that?
Angel Tarragon
Dawn Dragon
Buy her some sexy lingerie....worked for my dad....thats why I am here.
Darth K'Trava
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Torm said:Your dad wears lingerie?!
And are you saying I should buy lingerie for K'Trava, or RangerWickett should buy it for his imaginary friend? 'Cause either way, that's just odd.
SEE, People CAN make me look normal!
Ok. So you go around in a pink tu-tu rather than lingerie.....
And dream on about the "normal" bit....
'Cause it ain't workin'! 
