Top Ten Dumb Guy Complaints About LotR

Krug · Dec 28, 2003

Zulithe · Dec 28, 2003

None of those were even halfway funny

Letterman is no better than Leno

Gimme Conan!

Darrin Drader · Dec 28, 2003

Zulithe said:
None of those were even halfway funny

Letterman is no better than Leno

Gimme Conan!

Yeah, that elicited I think one and a half chuckles, but quite a few groans. I expect more from Letterman than that. I think he needs to hire his old writers back.

Eternalknight · Dec 28, 2003

Wow, those are just so.... bleh.

Greyhawk_DM · Dec 28, 2003

Krug said:
From Letterman...

those sucked!

Wormwood · Dec 28, 2003

Greyhawk_DM said:
those sucked!

Agreed (although Frodo being 'all that' got me laughing).

Krug · Dec 28, 2003

Well.. do better.

Nightfall · Dec 28, 2003

That's easy:

10: Gee this ring thing would look cool as a nose ring!
9: Glamdring huh? What does it ring bells or something
8: Sting? Dude that's a terrible name for a sword. You got jipped!
7: Arwen is cool. I'd do her.
6: Galdrielal is cool. I'd do her.
5: Ewoyn must be a lesbian. How else can she do all those Xena moves?
4: Sauron must need a REALLY big contact lens to see all of Middle Earth
3: Dude that Strider guy needs to screw more chicks
2: Frodo and Sam must be gay
1: Drop a ring in a volcano?! Dude you must be crazy!! Just drop in some fire!

Krug · Dec 28, 2003

haha pretty good Nightfall. I like #4 and #1.

Gnarlo · Dec 28, 2003

Along the lines of Top Tens, here are the top 11 ways Peter Jackson could've ruined the ROTK. Shows it's really not hard to come up with better stuff, Letterman's writers sleep walked their way through that one.