Top ten reasons that real dragons don't chat

[Balsamic Dragon]

Re: Re: Top ten reasons that real dragons don't chat

I hope Balsamic Dragon doesn't find out you said that. I'd hate to see you drowned in a pool of balsamic vinegar.

Actually, we Balsamic Dragons tend to use our breath weapons in more civilized ways, such as creating a nice reduction sauce with roasted shallots

A little bird (thanks PC!) told me of this recent doubt to my existance, but really, it's just that I'm terribly busy with school. I still exist, I swear!

Which brings me to the real reason that dragons don't chat:

Too busy studying the federal tax system. After all, keeping track of one's horde in the days of the capital gains tax isn't as easy as it used to be!

Balsamic Dragon

 

[Wicht]

Re: Re: Re: Top ten reasons that real dragons don't chat

Too busy studying the federal tax system. After all, keeping track of one's horde in the days of the capital gains tax isn't as easy as it used to be!

I would have thought that you would have just eaten the IRS agents and collected their gold watches.

 

[CrazyMage]

They're waiting for someone that speaks draconic, and not this vulgar "common" tongue.