Topic for discussion: Do girls use pickup lines on guys?

[devilish]

*saves this on the Women's Worldwide Telecybernetic Network Database, finds Angcuru's real name, address, SSN and credit card numbers, marks the folder with a red DANGER sticker, and files it away in the Black File Cabinet stored in a secret subterranean office space.*

I believe the Grays will be quite interested in the scientific data they can obtain from you, Mr. Angcuru.

Dude -- you are Sooooooo hosed!

 

[Allanon]

Pick up lines used on me:

"Can you drive me home? I hate cycling in the rain."... ended up sleeping with me for two weeks after which we broke up (not compatible in the least).

"Strange but I feel I can really open up to you", after which I felt she was creeping me out (she had already started to stroke my thigh after barely talking to my for 5 minutes) and I quickly dumped her with a friend of mine.

Those were the only two I've ever noticed. But as some have already stated I could have been completely oblivious to the rest.

 

[Angcuru]

Dude -- you are Sooooooo hosed!

*hides in the bushes*

 

[Desdichado]

I've had, "Do you know where I can find a hot dog because I have some empty buns."

No it didn't work.

Dude, I'd've been all over that!

 

[Jesus_marley]

Yes, yes they do but most pick up lines made by girls are missed by guys and I mean missed by freaking miles!

Examples:

We should get together and see a movie.
Hello, my name is Bambi and I think you are cute.
You, know she is not your type, you need...​

Guys, will miss the pie in the face if their attention is somewhere else!

Case in point, I was walking a female friend home one night and we were discussing the fact that I tend to miss signals that girls drop. I stated "It would take me getting smacked in the head to realize a girl liked me."
*smack*
"OW! What was that for?!?!?"

Seriously.... I kid you not.

 

[nerfherder]

Case in point, I was walking a female friend home one night and we were discussing the fact that I tend to miss signals that girls drop. I stated "It would take me getting smacked in the head to realize a girl liked me."
*smack*
"OW! What was that for?!?!?"

Seriously.... I kid you not.

LMFAO! Out of all the dating/chat-up lines posts I've seen over the last week or so, this one made me laugh the loudest. Kudos to the girl for having a quick wit. Did you end up dating?

Cheers,
Liam

 

[Jesus_marley]

LMFAO! Out of all the dating/chat-up lines posts I've seen over the last week or so, this one made me laugh the loudest. Kudos to the girl for having a quick wit. Did you end up dating?

Cheers,
Liam

Yes actually we did. It didn't last long however. We both realized shortly after that there just wasn't a "spark". She did set me up with her best friend tho, and we've been together for 8 years.

 

[Mercule]

Seriously.... I kid you not.

I'm right there with you.

In college, a gal I was mad about said, "Hey, you want to come home with me over Valentine's weekend?"

My response: "Sorry. A couple of people from my dorm floor (including her ex) were talking about doing something because none of us have a date."

Oy! I was dense. It took me over another year to figure it out -- during which time I'd set her up with... 2? other guys. And, even when one of us was dating someone else, everyone who didn't expressly know otherwise assumed we were a couple. Did I mention I was an idiot?

Happily enough, though, we'll be celebrating our 10th anniversary this summer and our third child will be here later this month.

 

[nerfherder]

Yes actually we did. It didn't last long however. We both realized shortly after that there just wasn't a "spark". She did set me up with her best friend tho, and we've been together for 8 years.

Sounds like she was a decent woman then. My last girlfriend & I broke up for the same reason, and we've remained very good friends.

Back to the topic on hand, I can't remember a girl using a pickup line, per se, on me, but relationships have moved from friendship to... more... with phrases like "do you find me attractive?" and "you can put your things in the spare room, but you won't be sleeping there tonight"...

Cheers,
Liam

 

[Angcuru]

In college, a gal I was mad about said, "Hey, you want to come home with me over Valentine's weekend?"

My response: "Sorry. A couple of people from my dorm floor (including her ex) were talking about doing something because none of us have a date."

If you missed this, I'd be surprised if you don't have your own gravitational pull.