Relique du Madde
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Troll Porn
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Griffith Dragonlake
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Thank you Hellraiser IV
I think the ickiest loot in my experience was when my players found a magical drum which consisted of the face of an NPC friend stretched across the frame. Admittedly I stole the idea from a deleted scene in Hellraiser IV. Quite effective, nonetheless.
I think the ickiest loot in my experience was when my players found a magical drum which consisted of the face of an NPC friend stretched across the frame. Admittedly I stole the idea from a deleted scene in Hellraiser IV. Quite effective, nonetheless.
Gez
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Relique du Madde said:
This reminds me of some cleverly hidden things in Morrowind. For example, you had many "dwemer ruins" here and there, the Dwemer being a race of scientists and technicians, who had created many automatons and similar mechanical wonders, until one day all the Dwemer vanished entirely, leaving behind just their tools, devices, and little heaps of dust. (The reason for their disappearance being one of the setting's mysteries.) As befit these engineers, the loot you can find in their ruins include cogs, pipes, grease, scrap metal, and so on.
Well, in one ruin (the one under Mournhold in the Tribunal extension, for those who have the game), you can find under a bed frame two heaps of dust and one dwemer tube. There's a jar of dwemer grease nearby. And there's a third heap of dust just by the slightly ajar door.
Savage Wombat
Hero
Long ago our party found a small, ivory rod about 8" long and 2" around in the pouch of a slaver. We carried that thing around for years (real time) despite its lack of magical ability. The DM finally told us it was merely a "toy" as described in previous posts.
Kae'Yoss
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I haven't done anything like that. So far!
This is going to change. It really fits Rise of the Runelords.
The only monster porn we had was a bunch of pictures that guy painted of his girlfriend, with one being her as a succubus demon (she's undergoing fiendish changes and he's hoping for succubus, of course. I mean, what do you expect from a guy who paints nekkid pictures of his girlfriend?). The players promptly sold the pictures (in the very town that girl grew up no less).
Well, that earned them a Greed point right away.
I did have a case of players doing their own gross treasure (wasn't the DM):
We were fighting ogres, and being the greedy wizard/thief I was, I asked for loot.
DM "Nothing much, they only had bad armour and weapons that were rusty and in bad repair"
ME "Nah, they can stick them up their a**es"
Other Player 1 "No, they can't, they're dead"
Other Player 2 "We can do it for them, though."
And they did. The noble wood elf even told the non-too-bright high elf amazone that it was a high ritual back home at court. Not something a grey elf needs to see if he's just getting over his race's usual prejudice against the other elven subraces.
This is going to change. It really fits Rise of the Runelords.
The only monster porn we had was a bunch of pictures that guy painted of his girlfriend, with one being her as a succubus demon (she's undergoing fiendish changes and he's hoping for succubus, of course. I mean, what do you expect from a guy who paints nekkid pictures of his girlfriend?). The players promptly sold the pictures (in the very town that girl grew up no less).
Well, that earned them a Greed point right away.
I did have a case of players doing their own gross treasure (wasn't the DM):
We were fighting ogres, and being the greedy wizard/thief I was, I asked for loot.
DM "Nothing much, they only had bad armour and weapons that were rusty and in bad repair"
ME "Nah, they can stick them up their a**es"
Other Player 1 "No, they can't, they're dead"
Other Player 2 "We can do it for them, though."
And they did. The noble wood elf even told the non-too-bright high elf amazone that it was a high ritual back home at court. Not something a grey elf needs to see if he's just getting over his race's usual prejudice against the other elven subraces.
I'd definitely expect something like this from Hobgoblins.
A picture of a male hobgoblin on a throne with a naked female human (or elf) with a steel collar and a chain bolted to his throne, forcing her to stay on her knees.
This isn't a picture about patriarchy, or even an issue of gender, but it reflects the thinking of the Strong ruling the Weak, and the hobgoblin as the clear dominant and the woman representing the frailty of the human/demi-human races, who deserve to be ruled beneath a boot heel.
I think it would be more intriguing to find some non-mammal porn or something like that. Such as just a box containing funny-smelling bottles in a kobold nest; the bottles represent the smell of females in heat, and the kobolds just like to take a whiff now and then and fantasize.
A picture of a male hobgoblin on a throne with a naked female human (or elf) with a steel collar and a chain bolted to his throne, forcing her to stay on her knees.
This isn't a picture about patriarchy, or even an issue of gender, but it reflects the thinking of the Strong ruling the Weak, and the hobgoblin as the clear dominant and the woman representing the frailty of the human/demi-human races, who deserve to be ruled beneath a boot heel.
I think it would be more intriguing to find some non-mammal porn or something like that. Such as just a box containing funny-smelling bottles in a kobold nest; the bottles represent the smell of females in heat, and the kobolds just like to take a whiff now and then and fantasize.
Kae'Yoss
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If you want sick, real sick, have mind flayer porn. Those guys don't understand humanoid sexuality (their idea of a good time is to get one of your tadpoles eat the face and brain off a human.) but they do know about really dominating slaves. I think the images of humanoids being dominated in some (what they think as) sexual way, really being humiliated in the process, would give a mindflayer an intellectual buzz.
Of course, mind flayers are mental. In several ways. They don't paint pictures. They don't get human art. Why have something made of paint? It's a mental image, which you can "view" (well, experience) via a psionic item: If you don't know the right command thought, you experience it from the victim's point of view.
So you think that a picture (not a photo) of a nekkid troll is going to freak your players out? Wait until you describe to them how they're suddenly some woman that is going to be molested in some horrible way, by a squid-faced monster no less.
Don't allow a save, by the way. Saves ruin everything. Treat it as a kind-of cursed item: you have to be willing ot make it work in the first place, and willing participants don't get a save. But "forget" to mention that you need to know the hidden command thought (which nothing short of powerful magic will reveal) to get the premium program instead of the "guest" account.
Of course, mind flayers are mental. In several ways. They don't paint pictures. They don't get human art. Why have something made of paint? It's a mental image, which you can "view" (well, experience) via a psionic item: If you don't know the right command thought, you experience it from the victim's point of view.
So you think that a picture (not a photo) of a nekkid troll is going to freak your players out? Wait until you describe to them how they're suddenly some woman that is going to be molested in some horrible way, by a squid-faced monster no less.
Don't allow a save, by the way. Saves ruin everything. Treat it as a kind-of cursed item: you have to be willing ot make it work in the first place, and willing participants don't get a save. But "forget" to mention that you need to know the hidden command thought (which nothing short of powerful magic will reveal) to get the premium program instead of the "guest" account.
Nifft
Penguin Herder
Probably from here.Rechan said:Dude, who do you think INVENTED hentai?Tentacle porn came from somewhere.
Cheers, -- N
