Troll Porn

[Kae'Yoss]

Actually, I've heard that there are statues of hentai that date back to the 1600s in Japan.

Wasn't that the fabled Ecchi dynasty?

 

[Nifft]

Actually, I've heard that there are statues of hentai that date back to the 1600s in Japan.

No doubt, and thousands of years earlier if you go to India.

That comment was aimed at tentacles in particular.

Cheers, -- N

 

[Ao the Overkitty]

Heh. One time, the group was busy clearing out a wererat thieves' guild den. While searching for treasure, they ran across some wererat porn. The look on the player's face was just priceless.

 

[pawsplay]

If it were a WoW troll, could be kind of fascinating.

 

[Rechan]

If it were a WoW troll, could be kind of fascinating.

"Fascinating"? There's internet sites for that, y'know.

 

[The Grumpy Celt]

Most of the things I wanted to post here would make Eric's Grandmother cry.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

My players found rations on some orcs. Turned out it was Elf Jerky.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

My players found rations on some orcs. Turned out it was Elf Jerky.

That's old. Finding out that their enemies were eating manflesh (or humanoid flesh in general) isn't that shocking any longer. We have humans in the real world do that.

You have to describe how some enemies have soft skin. Say they got it by using baby oil. Let that last part sink in.

Or let them "play with their food". You know the Reavers quote from the Firefly pilot?

 

[Semah G Noj]

In our age of worms campaign, The evil necromancer Filge had some rather squick-inducing zombie related porn. Filge was a creepy guy.

 

[kenobi65]

You have to describe how some enemies have soft skin. Say they got it by using baby oil. Let that last part sink in.

If you get corn oil from squeezing corn, and sunflower oil from squeezing sunflower seeds, where do you think baby oil comes from?

And, do they then take what's left, and make baby powder?