Undead diets

[WayneLigon]

- Are there undead weight-loss programs? The Atkins diet for the unliving -- low on humans, high on gnomes and elves?

Hmmm, the meat, fat, blood, etc in a person is all non-carb so that's not a problem. Maybe bone marrow has some carbs? Or hair, or other parts people don't normally eat? I don't think so, though.

No wonder most of the undead are depicted as rail-thin....