"Under cover of Darkness" - the (un)official Hivemind Slash!

[Kemrain]

Here's the plan if the implants fail: Lure Jdvn2 out of the lab, and I'll plant a new bomb, then we take care of 2.

If you can hack into implants that aren't there, then I don't see why I can't hack into your nonexistant implants... and Good luck luering Jdvn2 anywhere. They all look the same! Even I have trouble knowing which is which!

- Kemrian the Slightly Confused.

 

[Knight Otu]

ya, they are a sad sad bunch......

why back in our day...

What yer talkin 'bout, Cro? Ain't havn' seen any whappin wars, an ahm a Meta Gen'ration Hiver! Back in de days wher we 'ad to fill dree dreads ad unce!

 

[Knight Otu]

If you can hack into implants that aren't there, then I don't see why I can't hack into your nonexistant implants... and Good luck luering Jdvn2 anywhere. They all look the same! Even I have trouble knowing which is which!

- Kemrian the Slightly Confused.

The hivemind implants, you mean? Indeed, they are [size=-100]not[/size] our weak point. They are wide open to hacking, and no security measures are attached.

 

[Jdvn1]

It's a good think that my lutenant, Jdvn2, is a bomb disposal expert. Consiter it dismantled, expertly.

- Kemrain the Safe.

Talented clone...

 

[Jdvn1]

Control mechanism, such as brainwashed loyalty? Or would you prefer my inhuman charisma?


Right, brainwashing..

- Kemrain the Leader of Self-Destruct-Proof Clones.

So if something goes wrong (and if you've seen any movies with clones, something always goes wrong), you're screwed?

 

[Jdvn1]

JDiv, would you still be so dead set against my clone army if I said I was taking over the world for my hero?

- Kemrain the Placative.

Hm... your offer intrigues me...

 

[Jdvn1]

*Hacks into the implants despite not having a connection to them, Hollywood style*

I always like those scenes.

 

[Jdvn1]

Here's the plan if the implants fail: Lure Jdvn2 out of the lab, and I'll plant a new bomb, then we take care of 2.

And since he's the only one that can diffuse bombs...

... Wait, are we teaming up? This only happens after too many sequels!

 

[Jdvn1]

Which of the 999,999?

999,998.

I am Jdvn1 and Jdvn100. I am the alpha and the ome--

 

[Jdvn1]

hiveminders of today cant even start a decent whappin war

*shakes head*

Don't you shake your head at me!

*whaps Maldur*