"Under cover of Darkness" - the (un)official Hivemind Slash!

[Knight Otu]

... Wait, are we teaming up? This only happens after too many sequels!

Sure, our both sanity is on the line, after all. We can always go back to being enemies afterwards.

 

[Jdvn1]

If you can hack into implants that aren't there, then I don't see why I can't hack into your nonexistant implants... and Good luck luering Jdvn2 anywhere. They all look the same! Even I have trouble knowing which is which!

- Kemrian the Slightly Confused.

I have an auto-empathic link with every Jdvn on the planet. I know them each like the back of my hand!

Wait, what's that?

I know, it's cliche, but I couldn't resist.

 

[Knight Otu]

999,998.

I am Jdvn1 and Jdvn100. I am the alpha and the ome--

999,998 clones, plus you.

And you sure arent.

 

[Jdvn1]

Sure, our both sanity is on the line, after all. We can always go back to being enemies afterwards.

Oh, okay. That works.

... Wait, I have sanity?

 

[Jdvn1]

999,998 clones, plus you.

And you sure arent.

Well, but I'm Jdvn1 and Jdvn100. So it goes to a million. Are you only talking to the half of me on EN World?

And why can't I be the alpha and the ome?

 

[Knight Otu]

I have an auto-empathic link with every Jdvn on the planet. I know them each like the back of my hand!

Wait, what's that?

I know, it's cliche, but I couldn't resist.

Hmm, useful. Especially when the bomb goes up...

 

[Knight Otu]

Well, but I'm Jdvn1 and Jdvn100. So it goes to a million. Are you only talking to the half of me on EN World?

And why can't I be the alpha and the ome?

Are you actually a clone of yourself?


ome...lette?

 

[Jdvn1]

Hmm, useful. Especially when the bomb goes up...

Well, at least my pain would be temporary. Maybe I can find a way to cut off the link.

 

[Jdvn1]

Are you actually a clone of yourself?


ome...lette?

Have you ever read Xenocide? More like that.

... Yes, I'm the alpha and the eggs.

 

[Maldur]

*whaps Otu*