"Under cover of Darkness" - the (un)official Hivemind Slash!

[Kemrain]

You have to give me a better offer. Even if you take over the world for me, it doesn't matter if I have no real power.

*whaps Kemrain*

Ok, ok.. Your face on exery flag and all the marmalade you can eat?

- Kemrain the Grasping at Straws.

 

[Jdvn1]

Eric's Grandma isn't a pacifist.

 

[Jdvn1]

Ok, ok.. Your face on exery flag and all the marmalade you can eat?

- Kemrain the Grasping at Straws.

I can't eat marmalade by itself. Blech. I need dark chocolate.

 

[Kemrain]

Eric's Grandma isn't a pacifist.

Violence is not, and has never been my interpretation of *whap*.

- Kemrain the Seven

 

[Knight Otu]

Jdvn, I'm taking over the world for you, and yet you oppose me? And with Otu, to boot? You shame all 1,000,000 of yourselves. Besides, you were right. You need to have 3 or 4 sequels before you can team up with your Neutral Nemisis.

- Kemrain the "That'd make a Great title!"

Well, you never clarified if you'd give it to 1, or anyone else. And since you admitted to confusing them, you could give it to 6784 even if you intended to give it to 1.

 

[Kemrain]

I can't eat marmalade by itself. Blech. I need dark chocolate.

Ok, ok, Marmalade filled dark chocolate. enough for you to win your war against Otu!

- Kemrain the Suggestive.

 

[Kemrain]

Well, you never clarified if you'd give it to 1, or anyone else. And since you admitted to confusing them, you could give it to 6784 even if you intended to give it to 1.

1 isn't a clone.

Duh.

I can tell the difference between a clone and my hero. Jdvn1 doesn't wear the uniform, too. That helps.

- Kemrain the Odd.

 

[Jdvn1]

Violence is not, and has never been my interpretation of *whap*.

- Kemrain the Seven

Yes, I noticed the seven.

I just didn't wanted to say that she liked it rough.

I was trying to avoid that!

 

[Jdvn1]

Ok, ok, Marmalade filled dark chocolate. enough for you to win your war against Otu!

- Kemrain the Suggestive.

Sorry, Otu, Kemrain offered dark chocolate.

... Wait, the clones will want my dark chocolate. This could be bad.

If you give me the dark chocolate, I'll stay neutral and wont' help either of you.

 

[Knight Otu]

1 isn't a clone.

Duh.

I can tell the difference between a clone and my hero. Jdvn1 doesn't wear the uniform, too. That helps.

- Kemrain the Odd.

You're saying that now, but I bet you'll make Jdvn wear the uniform if he joins you.