"Under cover of Darkness" - the (un)official Hivemind Slash!

[Jdvn1]

They're clones. They're bound to malfunction. Try to kill you and take your place. Betray their master.


Maybe even... replace all dark chocolade with white one...

... Yes, and you should watch out because those bombs sometimes explode while you're making them... y'know, "malfunction."

 

[Knight Otu]

Oh, I'm not responsible for the malfunctions... That's just clone nature. Maybe Kemrain even planned on this...

 

[Jdvn1]

If I train, I can flex my empathic link to be able to override Kemrain's powers...

 

[Kemrain]

Sorry, Otu, Kemrain offered dark chocolate.

... Wait, the clones will want my dark chocolate. This could be bad.

If you give me the dark chocolate, I'll stay neutral and wont' help either of you.

I made them not like Dark chocolate. That was the hardest part of the cloning.

- Kemrain the Milk Chocolate Preferrer.

 

[Knight Otu]

If I train, I can flex my empathic link to be able to override Kemrain's powers...

Then you can tell Jdvn2 to set up a bomb, with hardly any risk for the two of us.

 

[Jdvn1]

I made them not like Dark chocolate. That was the hardest part of the cloning.

- Kemrain the Milk Chocolate Preferrer.

What happens if they malfunction?

 

[Jdvn1]

Then you can tell Jdvn2 to set up a bomb, with hardly any risk for the two of us.

I'd do that only as a back-up plan if they malfunction. Or if I want slaves. If they don't bother me, though, I'm happy.

 

[Kemrain]

If I train, I can flex my empathic link to be able to override Kemrain's powers...

You might be able to empathise with them, JDiv, but while they share DNA, they are NOT you, and you have no power over them (since I took away their craving for Dark Chocolate and you have nothing to bribe them with!)

And I don't have powers.. I made them and we all got together and we were like.. "So.." and someone mentioned taking over the world, and nother mentioned marmalade, and I was like, "Woah, that's awsome," and they totally agreed and we all decided to take over the world and take all of Otu's white chocolate away because he doesn't get alone good with Jdiv1.

- Kemrain the Runon.

 

[Knight Otu]

I made them not like Dark chocolate. That was the hardest part of the cloning.

- Kemrain the Milk Chocolate Preferrer.

Aha! Kemrain admitted it! Eventually, they will replace all dark chocolate. Unless they malfunction earlier, or one of us does something against it!

 

[Kemrain]

What happens if they malfunction?

They'll probably start blogs or something. Fairly benign, really. Maybe they'll go into theater. Or take up the tubs. Claranet is off limits, though.

- Kemrain the <Shrug>