Unpolite and happy about it! UPDATED 11/04/05


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Stories like that make me glad the guy whose house I DM at keeps his dice in a bullet box. And is a cool dude.

And the only reply to the e-mail would have been:

"Dude, I'm the DM, I get a muffin."
 

Rel said:
:confused:

What does THAT mean?

Mr Sandman's special attack Narcoleptic Fit. The muffins ensured Frank would fail his save.

One of my DMs would've use the spray bottle for the battlemat to wake him up (also used to keep away the cat). A rolled up newspaper on the nose would work too.
 

You're Kidding, Right?

Dougal DeKree said:
But what should I do when we switch back to other campaigns later and he games with us again?
He's returning? Anyone who invites this Morlock back to your gaming table should be publicly flogged.
 

After eating _all_ muffins my wife baked for the players - he had simply grabbed the plate and when asked to give the other people at least one muffin each the answer was a mumbled "no".

If one of my players EVER did this, my wife would kick him out (and she doesn't play with us) before I had a chance to.

JediSoth
 


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