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Vraille Darkfang
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Vecna in a Can.
The ONLY ENERGY DRINK COOOOLLLL ENOUGH TO SATISFY THE INTENSE THIRST OF THE UNDEAD.
Lack of Saliva glands can be a Positive Energy Bi***, that's why WE HERE AT LIKCY LICHE'S LABS DEVELOPED VECNA IN A CAN.
Raising armies of the formerly deceased, building level 20 to your MASSIVE UNDERGROUND CYRPT OF DOOOOOMMMMMM ALL builds up a thirst only VECNA IN A CAN CAN QUENCH.
Yes, filled from the very essence of the purest springs of PURE NEGATIVE ENERGY, VECNA IN A CAN gives those reluctant to shuffle froth from this mortal coil a true beverage alternative.
Our death engineers take only the finest Negative Energy, mixed with the essence of PURE EVIL & bind it all with the sweetest elven blood.
One sip of VECNA IN A CAN & you too will be able to raise 1,000 more skeletons a day.
But, don’t take our word for, listen to these satisfied customers.
Lord Strahd von Zarovich: I may be eternally damned to live out me greatest fears in Ravenloft, but since I discovered VECNA IN A CAN, I hope I spend 10,000 more years searching for my lost love.
Count Dracula: I used to fear running out of fresh virgin blood; but now with VECNA IN A CAN I never have to seduce a nubile young virgin again! Hey, that Strahd guy! I'm gonna send my lawyer on you! I'm TRADEMARKED, you hear me! Trademarked! I'm going to rip your head off and....
(Note to Rary, remember to cut Drac's scene out- Mord)
Spawn: I may be damned & eternally fated to get my a** kicked by a clown, but damn, that's one ****** fine drink. My chains cat pop the caps fast enough from VECNA IN A CAN.
(Now available in new 'coffin buddies'
Asherak: If I'd had VECNA IN A CAN while building my Tomb of Horrors, it would have needed 128 pages to cover it.
Now available at your local cemetery, morgue and other final vendors: VECNA IN A CAN! Ask for it by name!
The ONLY ENERGY DRINK COOOOLLLL ENOUGH TO SATISFY THE INTENSE THIRST OF THE UNDEAD.
Lack of Saliva glands can be a Positive Energy Bi***, that's why WE HERE AT LIKCY LICHE'S LABS DEVELOPED VECNA IN A CAN.
Raising armies of the formerly deceased, building level 20 to your MASSIVE UNDERGROUND CYRPT OF DOOOOOMMMMMM ALL builds up a thirst only VECNA IN A CAN CAN QUENCH.
Yes, filled from the very essence of the purest springs of PURE NEGATIVE ENERGY, VECNA IN A CAN gives those reluctant to shuffle froth from this mortal coil a true beverage alternative.
Our death engineers take only the finest Negative Energy, mixed with the essence of PURE EVIL & bind it all with the sweetest elven blood.
One sip of VECNA IN A CAN & you too will be able to raise 1,000 more skeletons a day.
But, don’t take our word for, listen to these satisfied customers.
Lord Strahd von Zarovich: I may be eternally damned to live out me greatest fears in Ravenloft, but since I discovered VECNA IN A CAN, I hope I spend 10,000 more years searching for my lost love.
Count Dracula: I used to fear running out of fresh virgin blood; but now with VECNA IN A CAN I never have to seduce a nubile young virgin again! Hey, that Strahd guy! I'm gonna send my lawyer on you! I'm TRADEMARKED, you hear me! Trademarked! I'm going to rip your head off and....
(Note to Rary, remember to cut Drac's scene out- Mord)
Spawn: I may be damned & eternally fated to get my a** kicked by a clown, but damn, that's one ****** fine drink. My chains cat pop the caps fast enough from VECNA IN A CAN.
(Now available in new 'coffin buddies'
Asherak: If I'd had VECNA IN A CAN while building my Tomb of Horrors, it would have needed 128 pages to cover it.
Now available at your local cemetery, morgue and other final vendors: VECNA IN A CAN! Ask for it by name!
Warrior Poet
Explorer
Dude, that was excellent!Vraille Darkfang said:
Warrior Poet
P.S. Thanks to all for the Vecna information. Don't know if it helps the orginal poster, but I've always wanted more information about the infamous Lich-god, so thanks!
P.P.S. I always thought the Vecna name was one of those anagrams that Gygax and crew always put in the game (Xagyg, etc.). Vecna -- Vance -- author Jack Vance, who was cited by Gygax as a great influence in the game design? Maybe? Maybe not? Anyone know? Thanks
Warrior Poet said:
Vecna is Serbian for "eternal" and I don't think Gygax coined the term, so its probably not his anagram.
Sammael said:
Are you suggesting one of the most foul and vile wizards of all time is a marble-rye?
Warrior Poet
Explorer
Well, he did rise to power.The Grumpy Celt said:
{crickets}
Is this mic on?
grimslade
Krampus ate my d20s
A Ham Sand Lich
It all makes sense now. It is a poor translation that gave rise to the Hand and Eye of Vecna.
It is actually the Wheat and Rye of Vecna sliced off by the Sword of Kas. I will leave alone the sinister bread of Vecna. Shoot said his name 3 times again. Here he is.
It all makes sense now. It is a poor translation that gave rise to the Hand and Eye of Vecna.
It is actually the Wheat and Rye of Vecna sliced off by the Sword of Kas. I will leave alone the sinister bread of Vecna. Shoot said his name 3 times again. Here he is.
grimslade said:
Put him in a toaster, cover him with honey when he comes out.
grodog
Hero
This query for "vecna" in the Greytalk Archive may also prove interesting reading:
http://www.greycitadel.com/greycita...ew&Start=1&Count=10&SearchMax=200&Query=vecna
http://www.greycitadel.com/greycita...ew&Start=1&Count=10&SearchMax=200&Query=vecna
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