Video Games You Wish Existed

[Deset Gled]

I want an old Grand Theft Auto style "go around the city causing mayhem," except your characters are a roster of escaped zoo animals.

Oddly enough, I've played a TTRPG fairly similar to this. Zoo Mafia.

Zoo Mafia RPG Quick Start Rules by nerdarchistdave

Go Wild, Do Crime, and Don't Let the Humans Catch You

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[trappedslider]

RW just wants a stable of furry hoes. Unsurprising behaviour from an Ewok.

This was not on my bingo card for 2026 or any other bingo card for that matter.