'Kamikaze Midget said:
Ba-bomb is, indeed, a construct.
DK is a Dire Ape. Diddy is a Dire Monkey (dont' ask.)
And me? I'm a psychopath, aparently, for thinking this out.![]()
This conversation is nuts

I have to admit I have an adventure "The Old Tower" based on a tiny bit on Donkey Kong ---
and if you are wondering DK is a fiendish dire ape summoned with a persistant monster summoning (and yes I know that Persistant spell can't be used with summon monster I allow I as a house rule).
There is also a magic hammer of fire extinguishing, a magic umbrella and a princess---
Why not