Vincent's story

[Odovacar's Ghost]

You would be amazed (I was, at least) at the number of people who will get all bent out of shape because they didn't get their newspaper in the midst of a mess like we had. I mean, it isn't like newspapers have magic delivery cars that can ignore the effects of two-feet of snow.

They don't? Well, Columbus needs to stop wasting their money on those stupid looking bridges and stupid people paths and buy those magical delivery trucks. Or buy tracked delivery vehicles, if the magical ones are too expensive. Also, heated roads which would prevent snow on the roads.