Violet Deth & others...

[MarauderX]

I am looking for some goofy names to give some NPCs that will be menacing or humorous. The idea is to mess with them a bit by having NPCs with dire meanings or ill foreshadowing of a brutal battle with them ahead, or to throw them off the scent completely. As examples here are a few:

Violet Deth

Max Mayhem

Mister Darque

Edna Dayz


Thanks for your help!

 

[BrooklynKnight]

Harry Balhzonyah


Sorry, i REALLY couldnt resist that on.

 

[BrooklynKnight]

but on the serious side

Hong

Pirate Cat

Morrus

*snicker*

 

[MarauderX]

Dang, I reeeeally set myself up for all of the Hugh G. Rections and other names I am sure to 'pop' up now. Ahem.

 

[Macbeth]

Dangeresque


(You do check out StrongBad over at www.homestarrunner.com, right? If not, go to "sbemails" and find "stunt double")

 

[s/LaSH]

I've always wanted to do a dwarf named Guillermo deBart.

It'll never occur to you unless I point it out, but translated into English from various other languages, it comes out as Bill Beard. Which isn't that funny, I guess, unless the dwarf changed his name to get away from Bill Beard...

 

[Greatwyrm]

Ben Bleedin

Ded Dux

 

[Aaron L]

Java Ginsu, but he has to be a two sword wielding fighter or ranger with nervous tics.

 

[TiQuinn]

Take a page from George Lucas' Book of Descriptive Names:

Darth Vader
Darth Sideous
Darth Maul
Darth Tyrannus

A few new ones:

Lord Syn. Azrael Bloodbath. Gaunt The Inquisitor.

Oooooo....I can just feel the cold chill of EVIIIIIIIIILness in the room.

 

[AFGNCAAP]

Jussom Guy

The Inscrutable Feng

The Cutaneous Bilge

Gorka-Morka (an ettin leader of an orc tribe--Gorka was 1 head, Morka the other; based off of the Warhammer supplement, and due to the orc-like look of ettins)

And some past names used by my fellow players from the past:

Flea the Fearless (used for many human wizards)

Biff the Celestial Slayer (a dwarf fighter; name for a good guy)

Schliff Pilpen (a human thief/mage)

Tapioca (a halfling rogue)

Tundra von Winter (a human ice wizardress)

Any remarkably modern-sounding female names (Kaitlyn, Kristen, Ashlee, etc.) for a medieval/D&D-period fantasy game

Hobblesnot Dribblespit the Third, Slayer of ... (a deep gnome PC)

Gobblestop Sitnspin (a gnome relative of the aforementioned deep gnome)