[Way OT] Scientists Find World's Funniest Joke

[Eben]

Originally posted by Irdra Ranger:
I find the Belgian duck joke very unfunny

How???
Well, never mind.
The worlds funniest joke didn't really do it for me, nor anybody else I know.

Try this one:

The other day I saw this farmer spraying this strange orange powder over his crops. Environmentally aware as I am, I go up to his to ask why he's throwing that stuff around.
"It's against elephants" he says.
A bit baffled, were're in northern Europe, I inform him: "There are no elephants over here."
He winks at me knowingly and answers:
"Great stuff, ain't it?"

 

[Horacio]

After that, I begin to understand French and Dutch opinions about Belgian humor...

 

[Pielorinho]

First, some of my favorite cannibal jokes:

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed an explorer in the road?

Heh -- no, I didn't. Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?

Daniel

 

[Rel]

On a very hot day, a penguin's car dies on him. Fortunately, he is close to a garage and steps inside to ask the mechanic to have a look at it. The mechanic tells him that it will likely take a little while to diagnose the problem.

Looking around, the penguin notices an ice-cream shop across the road. He waddles over and orders a vanilla cone which he devours with great gusto. A short while later he waddles back to the mechanic and inquires about his car.

"It looks like you've blown a seal." said the mechanic.

"Huh?" replied the penguin. Then, wiping his chin, "Oh no, that's just some ice-cream. So what about my car."

 

[0-hr]

What has 1000 legs but can't walk?



Jerry's Kids.

 

[Eben]

Once more,

originally posted by Horacio:
After that, I begin to understand French and Dutch opinions about Belgian humor...

Okay, in a last, probably vain, attemt to salvage what's left of this nation:

mother (shouting to her kid who is in his room with some friends): "What are you all doig up there?!"

Son: "We're having an orgy!"

Mother: "Okay then, I thought you were smoking!"


P.S.: if there are any other Belgian ENboarders, I wouldn't mind some help over here: we're being surrouded!
Eendracht maakt macht - L'union fait la force

(for the rest of the world, that's: strenght through unity.)