The recent thread on obnoxious character concepts reminded me of this old Leslie Fish Filk Song - Misconception. Or in D&D terms applying WAY too many templates.
I've got a unicorn's horn in the middle of my forehead. And the antlers of a stag on either side. I've got pointed ears that're something like a deers. Or something like an elks I can't decide.
I've got long green hair, to match my flowing emerald mane. That turns red with the Oak tree's every fall. With my Goat like eyes, it should come as no surprise. That I've got feathered eyebrows and that isn't all...
Chorus:
My mother never talks about that Orgy. And I can't really blame her much. Although, I would love to read the guest list for that Party.. And if there's another like it let me know....
Well, my vampires fangs make kissing kind of awkward, like the set of gills implanted in my neck. But my chest and arms aren't the least of all my charms. They somehow came out human what the Heck.
I've got phoenix wings, well rooted in my shoulders. I hope that you like legs, cause I got four. The furry forward pair would make a lions stare, cause they end in dragon's claws that wreck the floor.
Chorus:
Well, my mother never talks about that Orgy. And I can't really blame her much. Although, I would love to read the guest list for that Party.. And if there's another like it let me know....
I suspect my body's mostly like a centaur's. Though my fur is somewhat Tiger like you'll find. And if you'd fear that the legs in front were weird you should only see the pair that walk behind. Cause they start off looking something like a horses. But they're covered up with feathers not with Hair. And they end in hooves, like an antelopes it's true. That there's nothing that the traffic will not bear.
Now my tail is really something very special. Though you wouldn't think so, seeing it at all. Cause it's long and green like my hair and mane you've seen. and like them it turns red with every fall. But beneath the hair which is really quite attractive. The stinger of a manticor is hid.
So you'll surely see when you look at all of me. I really wish I knew what Mother DID..
Chorus:
MY mother never talks about that Orgy. And I can't really blame her much. Although, I would love to read the guest list for that Party.. And if there's another like it let me know. Cause I wanna go. And if there's another like it let me know...
I've got a unicorn's horn in the middle of my forehead. And the antlers of a stag on either side. I've got pointed ears that're something like a deers. Or something like an elks I can't decide.
I've got long green hair, to match my flowing emerald mane. That turns red with the Oak tree's every fall. With my Goat like eyes, it should come as no surprise. That I've got feathered eyebrows and that isn't all...
Chorus:
My mother never talks about that Orgy. And I can't really blame her much. Although, I would love to read the guest list for that Party.. And if there's another like it let me know....
Well, my vampires fangs make kissing kind of awkward, like the set of gills implanted in my neck. But my chest and arms aren't the least of all my charms. They somehow came out human what the Heck.
I've got phoenix wings, well rooted in my shoulders. I hope that you like legs, cause I got four. The furry forward pair would make a lions stare, cause they end in dragon's claws that wreck the floor.
Chorus:
Well, my mother never talks about that Orgy. And I can't really blame her much. Although, I would love to read the guest list for that Party.. And if there's another like it let me know....
I suspect my body's mostly like a centaur's. Though my fur is somewhat Tiger like you'll find. And if you'd fear that the legs in front were weird you should only see the pair that walk behind. Cause they start off looking something like a horses. But they're covered up with feathers not with Hair. And they end in hooves, like an antelopes it's true. That there's nothing that the traffic will not bear.
Now my tail is really something very special. Though you wouldn't think so, seeing it at all. Cause it's long and green like my hair and mane you've seen. and like them it turns red with every fall. But beneath the hair which is really quite attractive. The stinger of a manticor is hid.
So you'll surely see when you look at all of me. I really wish I knew what Mother DID..
Chorus:
MY mother never talks about that Orgy. And I can't really blame her much. Although, I would love to read the guest list for that Party.. And if there's another like it let me know. Cause I wanna go. And if there's another like it let me know...
Funny song; I have it on tape and I've used it as a rowdy tavern song in D&D 
