Weapons and Feats for the Redneck in all of us

[Ringmasta]

Ok, so I had this idea for a redneck bard... thought it would be great fun to play, and came up with this to go with it... What's everyone think?

Beechnut -

This bitter-tasting substance is chewed to extract the juices from it. The chewing of it has no actual effect but, once per round while it is being chewed, a character may attempt, as an attack action, to spit the juices in the eyes of a nearby opponent. This is counted as a ranged touch attack, though it does not provoke an attack of opportunity and it's range is limited to 5'. Unless the character has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Beechnut), this attack is at a -10 non-proficiency penalty. The EWP (Beechnut) feat will lower this penalty to a -5. If the attack is succesful, the target must make a Fortitude save (DC equal to the original attack result) or be blinded for 1d4+1 rounds.

 

[trimeulose]

roflmao!!!!

seems a bit underpowered though, maybe you should have some side effects, like +2 to all wisdom based checks -2 to all int checks. +2 for checks with all proficient users of beechnut, -2 with all that are not.

 

[Ringmasta]

Ok, so that one didn't spark much comment...

How about this:

Hey Y'all, Watch This!
Prerequisites: None
Benefit: In order to use this feat, the character must be within line of sight of at least five other individuals. He then must yell "Hey y'all, watch this!" in a loud voice. Anytime from this point until his next turn that the character needs to make a check using a d20, the following effects apply: If the roll is a 16 or above, the check is granted a +20 luck bonus. If the roll is 15 or below, the check is granted a -20 luck penalty. Additionally, the character receives a +5 bonus to AC, but all succesful attacks on him automatically do maximum damage. This ability may be used once per day.
Special: This feat may be taken multiple times. Each time it is taken adds one use per day.