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Welcome to the Christmas Corp.

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Men, your mission is to make the family happy. Welcome to Christmas.

Charlie is in your way. Charlie is anyone who stands in the way of you making your crying 8 year old happy. Charlie is the guy who busts your driver side window to steal that can of Pepsi on your seat and then notices 500 dollars worth of presents in the back seat. Charlie is your mother-in-law who always dissaproved of her gamer son-in-law, and will make it pacifictically aggresivly known 100 times over the holidays. Charlie is the toy broker who marked upo his XBox 360s 300 percent.

And charlie is the pet store owner who insists wrapping up a kitten in a small box with paper and bows and then stuffed under the tree is a really great idea.

Men, to the malls! Haven't secured your gifts yet? No problem soldier.

That's what Christmas Eve is for.

- General Claus - Reindeer Support
 

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