Len said:
Monsters are too easy. Give the PCs an unfamiliar culture to deal with too.
I must admit, worries about being burned at the stake aside, traveling through the Sovereignty was pretty cool. Anvil natrually refused to be intimidated by the customs of a strange land, even in the face of unheard-of obsequiousness.
And now, in honor of the Red Sox, another update.
Part the Sixty-Second
In which: Dennis says, “Oh yeah, why don’t you stay here to guard the horses by yourself
when there’s a GIANT MAN-EATING BEAR ON THE LOOSE!”
The party is stopped at the edge of a small game trail, where Lord Agasha indicates that the bear has moved off into the woods. Euro sniffs around the bear tracks, which are now accompanied (or followed by, or following, none of the trackers in the group can be sure) several sets of small, bipedal footprints.
The tracks have led them progressively deeper into the forest, through rougher and rougher terrain, to the point that the party briefly considers leaving their horses behind with Dennis and proceeding on foot.
Dennis has a few objections to that particular plan. Which, when he points them out, are fairly persuasive.
“Okay,” Thatch says sheepishly. “Dumb idea. Forget it.”
From his horse, Lord Agasha does not bother to conceal his impatience as the party remounts and prepares to continue. Euro looks up from his sniffing.
Hey Boss, those other tracks, they kind of smell like goblins.
What do you mean, “kind of?”
Well, the little tracks, they do smell like goblins, but then there’s something else, that smells like a goblin, but not, you know?
Actually, I have no idea, but I’ll take your word for it… And I’ll tell Reyu.
“Is your
weasel ready to continue?” Lord Agasha asks, with more than a touch of sarcasm.
Lira ignores his tone. “Yes, thank you.”
That guy says “weasel” like it’s an insult. What’s with that?
Mentally, Lira shrugs.
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Lord Agasha rides at the front of the column. Anvil and Thatch are near behind, followed by Reyu and Dennis with Eva, Lira and Benedic bringing up the rear.
The group travels for some time without incident and has just come to a fork in the road, when Lord Agasha’s horse suddenly whinnies and—with great bucking and scrambling—falls into a hidden pit lying across the path.
Almost immediately following, there is an inhuman scream of “Flesh!” from somewhere in the woods.
The party members—having gained some experience with sudden ambushes—immediately readies for combat. Without need for coordination, hands go to swords, arrows are drawn, and sharp eyes scan the woods for any sign of their attackers.
The horses however—with the lone exception of Thatch’s faithful steed, Bob—go into a blind panic.
As she scrambles off her horse, Reyu spots something in the woods. A barely bipedal creature, hopping about madly and shrieking. It has pale skin, short stubby legs and long, spindly arms. It has many, multifaceted eyes, and slavering mandibles clacking in anticipation.
“Ettercaps!” Benedic shouts, as he draws back an arrow and takes aim.
Reyu’s about to let loose with an arrow of her own when suddenly a giant spider the size of a large goat descends from a tree not five feet away and
bites her on the leg. Reyu yells in pain and her shot goes far wide, lost among the trees. Then, before she can get a bead on the spider, it leaps back up into the branches overhead.
It soon becomes apparent that there are two giant spiders near the pit trap where Lord Agasha fell at the front of the column, and several ettercaps on either side of the path behind.
Anvil charges into the woods, closing to melee range with one of the creatures. He is only a few feet away when its mandibles suddenly open and a stream of fluid squirts out towards him. The liquid hardens into sticky filaments, binding his arms to his sides. Anvil struggles, but to no avail.
The creature hisses and clicks, shrieking in delight as it anchors one end of the web against a tree. It jumps up and down on its short legs, and skitters off towards the path and the rest of the party.
Eva sees and shouts to direct the others’ attention. “There! Hit
that one!” Eva lets an arrow fly to indicate which one she means.
Lira shakes her head. “I can’t
see it. I can’t hit it if I can’t see it… Ehkt’s balls,” she adds, with vehemence.
Benedic curses as his next shot misses. “I
can see it, and I can’t bloody hit it.”
“That’s what you get for using arrows.” As the words come out of her mouth, Lira gets her line of sight and lets fly with a pair of
magic missiles, both swerving dizzily through the trees to hit their target.
Benedic and Eva exchange a look. “Hells,” the ranger mutters, grabs his sword and goes running off into the woods after the ettercaps.
Eva sees another one of the ettercaps attempting to make a break for it. She pursues, drawing her rapier as she goes.
At the front of the column, Thatch is hacking at one of two giant spiders every time it drops out of its tree and into range. He’s cut off two legs so far, but is unable to land a killing blow. Reyu has helped Lord Agasha out of the pit trap, and he too has joined the fray.
Thatch times the spider’s drop… and
there. His sword slides into the spider’s abdomen, up to the hilt. The giant hairy legs twitch for a few seconds, then go still.
Meanwhile, back in the woods, Benedic comes skidding to a sudden stop. “Eva, watch out!” he yells.
A few yards to his right, Eva freezes. “What?”
“Look at the air two two inches in front of you.”
She does, and to her surprise and horror, Eva finds herself inches from a giant spider web, stretched taught between the trees. She pokes at it experimentally, and nearly gets her rapier stuck in the heavy, sticky strands.
“I suggest we go around,” says Benedic.
Eva wrinkles her nose. “How was it even a question?”
More cautiously, the two continue through the woods. They pass the fallen body of one ettercap, and finish off another one they had wounded from the road. The last however, has too much of a head-start on them, and they are reluctantly forced to give up the chase.
On the way back to the party, they find Anvil, still bound and stuck to a tree. He has managed to get one arm free, and is struggling mightily to extricate himself the rest of the way.
“Need a hand?” Eva asks him.
“Those creatures are an affront to Kettenek’s Justice. Free me immediately so that I may smite them.”
Eva rolls her eyes. “Whatever.” But she does cut him free.
Back at the road, they find the rest of the party gathered around the pit where Lord Agasha’s horse has fallen. Although the animal appears uninjured, no one is sure how they are going to get it out of the hole.
Lord Agasha flatly refuses to leave the animal behind. “It is a fine creature; I have hunted with it for many years.”
“Can it swim?” Thatch asks.
Everyone turns to stare at Thatch.
“Yes,” Lord Agasha replies. “Why on earth do you ask?”
Thatch reaches down and unhooks the pitcher that hangs on one side of Bob’s saddle. “Because we can float him out.”
A demonstration of the
decanter of endless water alleviates Lord Agasha’s confusion, and the horse is floated out of the trap in short order.
Understandably, even though it is starting to grow dark, the party decides to press on a bit farther before making camp for the night. However, before they move on, Reyu notices something odd in the failing light.
“Look at the bear tracks.” She points to the trail right before the pit trap which claimed Lord Agasha and his horse. “The tracks deliberately… turn to skirt the pit. The goblin tracks do likewise.”
Anvil shrugs. “Obviously, the goblins spotted the trap, or knew of its existence, and avoided it.”
“Yes,” Reyu agrees, “but how did the
bear know it was there? It didn’t test the edge, or explore to see how wide it was, it just
walked right around it, like it was a tree.”
Lord Agasha frowns. “What are you suggesting?”
“I suggest that this bear is traveling
with the other creatures… that perhaps it has joined them in attacking Lord Fau Meen’s peasants. Perhaps when we find it, we will be able to reason with it.”
Thatch taps Reyu on the shoulder. “Um… it’s a
bear.”
“Exactly. It is not the practice of bears to randomly attack other creatures, especially humans.”
“Are you forgetting how we met? That bear didn’t seem to have a problem attacking humans.”
“That bear was injured and enraged,” Reyu points out. “If that were the case here, it certainly would not have been able to detect and avoid the pit. And we would have seen blood on the trail.”
And with that not-entirely-comforting theory and its implications to puzzle over, the party presses on into the twilight.