what ability do you want- IRL?

[Suldulin]

Wildshape and thousand faces

flying, running, smelling, seeing, so much flexability

 

[Meds]

- yeah- but don't you have to hit them first. so they still get to barge in- just that they would get smacked, and then freeze for a couple seconds. Not very useful if you are trying to be left along.

Agreed, but after the first time it happened, I think they'd learn their lesson and leave me in peace.

 

[Agnostic Paladin]

That'd be cool Henry, except then you'd have some nutcase with big hair and a comic obsession stalking your ass and scaring your family. Also, your kid might up and shoot you just for kicks.

 

[s/LaSH]

Become a doppelganger! There's so much cool stuff they can do... you'd never need to wash your clothes (they're a magical extrusion of your being). You'd be able to fly (their alter self ability allows you to grow wings). You'd be able to read the minds of mortals.

And I'd be so morally resolute I'd never even think of going on a crime spree...

 

[Blood Jester]

Greater Wildshape, hands down.

 

[Zappo]

Gimme Immortality whenever you want. Failing that,

wish 1/(smallest unit of time available)
disease immunity
damage reduction 50/-
regeneration + immunity to subdual damage (Ok, I'm a munchkin, so what?)
shapeshifting

 

[Eternalknight]

Charm Person so I can get Sarah Michelle Gellar to go out with me

 

[jdavis]

Craft Wonderous Item, I'd make a fortune.

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

A single wish might be sufficient for me...

But (Greater) Wildshape or Teleport at Will might be a good alternative.

Mustrum Ridcully

 

[Nifft]

Flight. Even if it worked like it did in So Long and Thanks for All the Fish.

-- Nifft