I apparently am a chaotic neutral elf cleric mage. (and apparently chaging my first choice of familiar from Cat to Pixie makes me a Lawful good Elf cleric mage)
My alignment is a real mish-mosh. I'm lawful, in that I have a personal code that I hold to fairly strictly. However I'm chaotic in the respect that I do whatever is best for me and mine, and I have little care for laws laid on my by external forces. I would consider myself neutral with evil tendencies (in respect to D&D alignments, I don't actually think I am evil, but I have the charecteristics that the game describes as evil).
I have many principles which I abide by, but I place little value on human life. I wouldn't go out and kill people, or even consciously work to harm anyone else (However if its the only way to further my goals, I would do it without batting an eye). I'm not the type to shed tears over a bad fate befalling others because I consider the vast majority of humanity stupid sheep. If someone interferes with me, I'd ignore them once or twice, and then I would become an inplacable foe.
However I mostly desire to be left alone with my very small group of friends. I am perfectly polite and courteous to everyone, I will hold doors open for people, always say please and thank you, and give up my seat on the bus to little old ladies. I don't do this out of any sense of moral goodness, I do it as a social trade off. Essentially, I extend these courtesies to others, and I expect to be treated with respect. If others fail to engage in similar courtesies I will belittle them, although I will maintain a calm tone of voice and I'd never stoop to the use of profanity.
Alignment tests usually tend to place me as chaotic because I choose love and happyness over power, money and prestige. I don't belive that ones view of love should factor into an alignment test. Personally I treat love as part of my personal code, its the most important thing in my life, the term has only been used (refering to a person, that is, I've said that I love gaming

once, and the person that I love comes before everything else in my life. And I would violate any and every other principle I hold for the woman that I love, any law or social convention as well. Now is that chaotic, lawful or neutral?
Or am I a true neutral given that way that 3e defines the alignment?