D&D 5E What do Plants Want?

Werebat

Explorer
Something to consider next time a player casts Speak With Plants and asks for help/information:

What do plants want from humanoids?

Among other things -- to be pooped on.

Quite the bargaining "chip".
 

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Well, sometimes they want sunshine, sometimes it's dirt. And a variety of conditions from arid to mud...

But sometimes what they want is blood. ;)

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Water

Sunlight (most)

Fertilizer

If a pollinator, some way to to spread/receive pollen.

And of course, a nice tune. Or perhaps someone like Bob Ross talking to it?

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I always wondered what we could eat once we were able to communicate with plants. Some believe that meat is murder and once we are able to ask the plants if we can kill them for food, where would we be. Maybe that is why we have blights.
 

What they lack, which is primarily mobility to plant offspring, take out competing plants, or dispatching herbivores, plant eating insects, or eradicate disease/blight.
 



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