D&D 5E (2014) What do Plants Want?

[Satyrn]

What they lack, which is primarily mobility to plant offspring, take out competing plants, or dispatching herbivores, plant eating insects, or eradicate disease/blight.

So in other words, they want to be Triffids.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

They probably have a list of demands:

1) they want the Vine app to be rescued from withering away.

2) death sentences for all bonsai practitioners.

3) some factions probably want freedom from oak opression

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

4) to travel the world, to experience fern cultures.

 

[not-so-newguy]

4) to travel the world, to experience fern cultures.

This is groan-worthy dad humor at its finest.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

What do undead plants want?

"GRAINS!"

 

[MostlyHarmless42]

Brawndo

It's got electrolytes!