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What do you do if your DM gets sick...

I think it's funny that there are people who are posting on this thread who will be the first to post about men wearing women's underwear, sexual transmitted diseases and other graphical topics but frown upon something as silly as the topic of this thread. :)

Edit: Oh ya... And Joshua wears ladies underwear and dances to the Macarena every night. :p
 

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Joshua Dyal said:
Huh? I thought he was trying to get out of legal trouble. Robbing a theater with the rest of the group is unlikely to accomplish that.
I meant go see a movie with the group. What a dinglebat. And, I'm not in any legal trouble! Yeesh!
 



Driddle:
I thought that your joke was funny. Obviously, everyone who knows you knows that it was, in fact, a joke and that you would never hurt anyone.

I feel much better. I am being discharged from the hospital's care tomorrow afternoon. I would like to apologize for any inconvinience that I may have caused to you or to the other players by missing our regular game schedule.

I'm sorry that I have unfairly picked on your character in the past. I want to make it up to you.

For starters, I will pay for your share in the swear-fine jar next session and I will make dinner for the group so you don't have to pitch in or get harrassed by the others. Also, Sassone Leaf Residue, your 8th level "antiquities dealer" now has enough xp to be just one xp short of 10th level. You also find a nine-lives stealer in . . . your stuff somewhere. Also, if you talk to Jim, tell him that his Paladin's wound turned septic and his arm has to be removed and that he's is now permenantly blind and has lost his paladinhood and is now longer allowed to get healing from the church.

[sblock]are we cool, now?[/sblock]
 

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