Driddle:
I thought that your joke was funny. Obviously, everyone who knows you knows that it was, in fact, a joke and that you would never hurt anyone.
I feel much better. I am being discharged from the hospital's care tomorrow afternoon. I would like to apologize for any inconvinience that I may have caused to you or to the other players by missing our regular game schedule.
I'm sorry that I have unfairly picked on your character in the past. I want to make it up to you.
For starters, I will pay for your share in the swear-fine jar next session and I will make dinner for the group so you don't have to pitch in or get harrassed by the others. Also, Sassone Leaf Residue, your 8th level "antiquities dealer" now has enough xp to be just one xp short of 10th level. You also find a nine-lives stealer in . . . your stuff somewhere. Also, if you talk to Jim, tell him that his Paladin's wound turned septic and his arm has to be removed and that he's is now permenantly blind and has lost his paladinhood and is now longer allowed to get healing from the church.
[sblock]are we cool, now?[/sblock]